Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme

Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve an Honorary Award at the 2013 Oscars ceremony.

Scratch that! They deserve two awards. One for each cheek.

– Dewitt

Click through to take a stroll down memory lane:

Bloodsport (1988):

Lionheart (1990):

Universal Soldier (1992):

Nowhere To Run (1993):

Legionnaire (1998):

11 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme

  1. When I was a young teen in the 90s, I saw Bloodsport on a bad movie channel…. Fell completely in love with his ass.

  2. HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE, you guys are clowns for worshipping his ass, unless you’re into DEGRADATION

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