Celebrity Skin: Jason Segel

Some of you may begin snarking “Again, bitches? You posted these already!” It’s true. Before I darkened Manhunt Daily’s doorstep,  my beautiful and brave colleague Dewitt posted these infamous shots. However, due to unforseen circumstances in Manhunt’s Department of Mysteries (i.e. the tech side of things). most of our older posts are now permanently missing pics. So this is actually a repost of pics that need to be seen! How I Met Jason Segel’s Penis!

As you’re probably well aware, cute funnyman Jason Segel slung his D in Veronica Mars’ face during the opening scene of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. We applaud his ass (and cock) because it’s about time dudes started regularly flashing their schlongs outside of European cinema. This was a mainstream comedy that did really well at the box office. There were no protests. We need more cock. Everyone does. Let’s have more cock, Hollywood! Man, I really want to see Ryan Gosling’s cock, don’t you? Let’s start with him.

– J. Harvey

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9 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Jason Segel

  1. um, NO. Sorry Mr. J. Harvey but this guy doesn’t do anything for me. Can you get Will Smith or Vin Diesel? I would not mind seeing, Sam Worthington naked or Liev Schreiber either.

  2. seriously — jason segel is grossly unattractive, and is one of the worst actors out there today — i can’t think of a single moment he’s ever been on screen that didn’t annoy me — i routinely fast-forward through his scenes on How I Met Your Mother these days – just can’t stand him

  3. Forget the naysayers out there — he is a regular guy that is totally hot.  Given the size of his dick just hanging there, it looks pretty “gag” worthy.  LOVE him. 

  4. thank you, by the way, for finally acknowledging that big neon pink elephant that was just chilling in the middle of the living space for years, now: that (for whatever mysterious reason), your older blog entries are, quite, without the photos that were once associated with them.

    yes, i do like to dig through your archives.
    and, no, i do not like not having the old eye candies (etc.) available now.

    and, yes, i am making yet another implicit-explicit statement by not leaving comment on the actual subject of this particular post.

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