Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder

Do you watch The Vampire Diaries? Of course you don’t! You’re a grown ass man. If you’re going to watch vampires wreak havoc and deal with their cursed immortality, you might as well watch True Blood or Being Human. Of course, here’s the flaw in that logic–Ian Somerhalder is on The Vampire Diaries. And in case you didn’t notice, he’s really fucking hot.

While we don’t watch the show ourselves, we’re glad it provides him multiple opportunities to take his clothes off. These particular shots don’t reveal anything below the waist (duh, this show is on the CW), but there’s an extremely sensual aspect to them. We’d masturbate to these pics if we were lesbians. Lesbians who liked dudes. What? It totally makes sense in our heads…

– Dewitt

To check out Ian Somerhalder getting squeaky clean, follow the JUMP:

Hey, remember when he was in Rules of Attraction?

(via superherofan)

FUN FACT: The site we found this pic on wrote, “Ian Somerhalder is an actor you might recognize from ‘Lost’. Here’s a nice fake nude picture of him that looks extremely real.”

84 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder

  1. Me first, again. Here in the far away island of the Philippines, the vampire diaries is also being shown same new episode same new season like in the US. Actually, saw this episode last night 8-9pm monday night (phil. time). though the scenes(pictures 1-4) shown above were not shown. Like hell, censorship!!! Major problem here, the local network which televise this series edited out the best part. DAMN IT!!! this country is like so open yet so close. True blood which is being shown on hbo-asia on cable and any other series on hbo-asia is so fucking cleaned out. that’s why these series were not as popular as it is in the U.S. That is why i buy dvd copies of this shows. DAMN YOU PHILIPPINE CENSORSHIP!!! DIE

  2. I’d take a bite from him in a heartbeat. Turn me to a vamp and I’d be his assistant for eternity!!!!

  3. Sadly – he is incredibly homophobic – quote from an interview – . Here is the thing: Two guys kissing is not as sexy as two girls kissing. When Selma Blair made out with Sarah-what’s-her-name, that was hot. Me and James Van Der Beek making out is not hot, it’s rather disgusting. We both looked at each other and said, “Dude, don’t stick your tongue in my mouth.”

  4. I’m surprised you didn’t show pictures of him from Tell Me You Love Me when he’s naked and you see him having sex with a girl. You see frontal nudity though I’ve heard he used a stunt double, it is still hot regardless.

  5. I’m so fucking ashamed to say this, but The Vampire Diaries is a total guilty pleasure of mine. It’s that type of show that is so hilariously bad that it comes around to being good. I’ve made my peace with liking it though, LOL.

  6. just out of curiosity, how is a straight man saying what he’s personally repelled by and then following it up in the same interview with “but if that’s what you’re into, that’s what you’re into” any different from the guys who comment on the bi posts here saying “this is disgusting?” i know it’s a social majority saying it in the former situation, but it’s still the same thing.

  7. he’s a hidden obsession of mine. I can’t get enough of his stunning eyes..ugh just that face overall. He is bonertastic.

  8. He was also pretty hot in the American remake of the Japanese film Pulse. Nobody does sexy, scruffy face better than he does.

  9. The last pic is totally false
    First he would never do that, he is a great man and second he doesn’t have that tatoo.

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