Celebrity Skin: Evan Peters’ Surprisingly Hot Bubble Butt

I’m not going to mention any names, but someone here at Manhunt headquarters nearly threw acid in my eyes when I referred to Evan Peters, in the physical sense, as budget Michael Cera. To this day, I don’t fully understand why people are finger-banging themselves to sweet visions of the American Horror Story star. He’s not terrible looking, sure! I’ll even admit that he’s occasionally capable of being described as (somewhat) sexy.

But how are you watching this show with your hands down your pants? Never mind the fact that this season has been scattered, transparent and packed with an overwhelming amount of frustrating camera techniques… His character isn’t the least bit sexy! It’s common knowledge that Kit Walker could get it, and I can maybe get why some of you sick fucks were into damaged goods like Tate. This guy, though? We got to know him for two whole seconds, and then he became a terrifying zombie-monster-creature with an even more terrifying family background.

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Teehee, at least he’s naked though!

Ryan Murphy knows his audience, so he treated all you thirsty bitches to a view of Peters’ ass on last night’s episode. Spoiler alert! I have no idea what’s going on in these shots. American Horror Story: Coven ranked low on my must-watch list when episodes of My Grandmother’s Ravioli were still on my DVR. You know you’re in trouble when you’ve got Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange and Angela Bassett on your show, and it’s still a huge sack of cow dung.

In conclusion, I am what’s commonly referred to in modern culture as a “hater”. To make up for all my negative feelings and show you that I’m not a total asshole, I will offer up a few compliments for Evan Peters—1) He’s a better actor than Gabourey Sidibe by a long run, 2) I would still hit that under the right circumstances, and 3) I am legitimately surprised by how much meat he has on his butt. He is not, as some of you fitness enthusiasts like to say, “skipping leg day” at the gym.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Davis Factor

Check out some screen-caps of Evan Peters’ ass below:

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

Evan Peters naked on American Horror Story: Coven, showing off his luscious bubble butt and muscular legs.

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19 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Evan Peters’ Surprisingly Hot Bubble Butt

  1. Sorry, there is nothing *surprisingly* hot about Evan Peters. Also, I’m digging this season of AHS. So much better than last season’s convoluted mess.

  2. I knew you would post this today. Very nice butt to bounce on, but WTF has happened to that show, it s like after season 1, the gay writers started a coke binge. It s a shame cause they could’ve really done something w that show.

  3. Hey Dewitt, Compared to some of the guys you put on here that I consider FAR FROM gl and sexy, Evan is far from being that bad. The show itself is great, last years show got 18 Emmy nominations and everyone I know that watched Asylum last year is enjoying he show so far this year. I think your head is up your ass saying that its a huge sack of dung. I’m sure it will get many emmy nominations this year as well. Its a great cast and a great storyline so far. Get with it Dewitt…

  4. It’s not even HIS butt, weren’t you paying attention to the plot? He was sewn together from different bodies. Duh.

  5. “American Horror Story: Coven ranked low on my must-watch list when episodes of My Grandmother’s Ravioli were still on my DVR. You know you’re in trouble when you’ve got Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange and Angela Bassett on your show, and it’s still a huge sack of cow dung.”

    Well, that certainly answers the question “Why wasn’t DeWitt invited to HBO’s Looking press junket for gay bloggers”

  6. I’m that sicko that somewhat fell for Tate. Don’t ask me why, maybe it was more pity for the character than anything else. Anyway, I do find Evan Peters attractive but it never seems like he smiles much. It’s hard to find a decent picture of him doing it.
    I have to say this is the worst season of AHS. Way too many story lines going on. With actors like Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates I expected much more.

  7. Dude. Michael Cera = funny looking but lovable. Evan Peters = I-would-crawl-across-a-mile-of-broken-glass-just-to-touch-him-for-one-second. That face with the dimples, ever-so-slight baby cheeks, and those big brown shiny eyes o_O I’m just… he’s just… DAYUM SON.

  8. I am liking this season more than last. It’s a far fetched “yeah, right!” kind of storyline, but then, aren’t they all?
    It could be worse, Kim Khard-ass-ian could be in it.
    *shiver*

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