Celebrity Skin: Chris Hemsworth’s Butt

It’s a travesty that we never devoted any attention to Chris Hemsworth‘s firm cheeks in 2013. The Australian actor, primarily known for his role as Marvel’s Thor, went nude in last year’s Rush as he portrayed British Formula One racer James Hunt. The scene finds him flopping down onto a bed in the least sexy way imaginable, but um, it’s fucking Chris Hemsworth naked. He could be doing jello shots with a band of killer clowns, and it’d still somehow manage to be an attractive sight.

Yet, having said that, his butt’s actually quite nice (if your gluteal tastes lean toward the tight and muscular variety). You might be thinking to yourself that this is no big surprise, but you can’t always expect hunky actors to have outstanding asses! I’d give you examples of people who fall into the “disappointing” category, if I weren’t so distracted by fucking Chris Hemsworth naked. He deserves all the lust and adoration he receives. This man is pure sex in human form.

– Dewitt

Check out some screenshots of Chris Hemsworth naked in Rush below:

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

Chris Hemsworth nude, showing off his ass in the 2013 film Rush.

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158 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Chris Hemsworth’s Butt

  1. I personally prefer his brother Liam (although he does lose many points for being with Miley). He’s just more my type and I think better looking, even though Chris has the better body. I’d certainly take either one, or both, if it were possible. Rumor has it Chris isn’t afraid to go gay for a role. No clue whatsoever if that’s true, but there was a blind item once about an actor being plucked from relative obscurity and landing a huge role in major, major film because he bottomed for the director. The blind even made reference to the actor luscious locks. It was never revealed but the most popular guess was Chris and the role of Thor. It all does fit. Including Thor’s director Kenneth Branagh long being rumored to swing both ways.

  2. A man with long hair is a bonner-killers for me… doesn’t matter how good looking he is or how hot his body might be, if his hair is long he looses quite a few points in my attractiveness ranking….

  3. Chris Hemsworth is so fucking hot, he is like some kind of exaggeration of manly viking muscular hotness – his biceps in Thor as big as most people’s head, blue eyed, long viking hair. Love imagining him as a bottom who enjoys the odd gang bang or two.

  4. his lucky wife…. imagine being on set catchin a glimpse of that and what he’d have in front to show off 🙂

  5. I love the long hair on a guy.. But it only works on certain types of guys.. Yea it works for him big time..YUM

  6. Ooooh-la-la, Thor’s ass does not disappoint…Hemsworth is a swoon-worthy, drool-worthy, gluteal masterpiece…Hugh Jackman, on the other hand, has a killer body with NO ass…Now that man would be stupefyingly sexy with Rafael Alancar pornstar butt implants…Please Hugh, work some brazilian butt-magic for your audience and yourself–lol–

  7. I personally find the way he flopped on the bed hot. Lol! I can’t choose between Chris or Liam. They’re both sexy on different levels.

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