Why are we posting Chris Brown‘s dick pic? It’s not because it’s long and tasty, we’ll tell you that much. Frankly, the gay media reaction to this has been downright heinous*. Example: “Chris Brown may have bust up Rihanna’s face, but that does not stop us fantasizing about his long cock busting up our ass.” Haha, domestic violence is so funny, you guys!
We apologize for being so uptight about this. When it comes to these matters, we’re supposed to “get over it” and forgive him, right? While we’d love to tell you that we’re working on it, we don’t really understand why we’re supposed to let bygones be bygones.
Our stomachs still turn every time we hear “Yeah 3x” on the radio. And his big cock won’t do anything to change that. Are we the only ones who feel this way? Or has everyone else been dickmatized into accepting his apology?
– Dewitt
* No disrespect to Fleshbot. We still love y’all.
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WOW woah!!
GROSS….! ! !
Need I say More…. ! ! !
It’s long, but it’s certainly not a nice cock. It’s pencil thin, and he’s an asshole anyways.
Couldn’t care less … he could be the most beautiful man on the planet, but that don’t count for shit if you rough up a woman.
This certainly won’t improve his reputation, LOL
And, the tattoos are poorly placed on his body, too. They make his chest & arms look smaller, (I’m just sayin) 😉
A total mess ! 🙁
tasty-lookin’
We just got “visual” proof of just how BIG a dick he really is. Trash is trash and he’s at the top of the heap…or is it the “bottom” of the heap rotting away?
Or as I like to say, just because you HAVE a big dick doesn’t mean you need to BE ONE!
long and thin.
me not like.
eww
It may be long…but…it’s so thin it’s kinda gross. D;
Like one of those hot-dogs at amusement parks, sure they’re long, but in the long run they aren’t satisfying no matter how many condiments you put on it. Dx
Maybe he should be apologizing for that song as well. Yuck.
BUT people make mistakes. They need to own it, apologize for it and change their behavior. It seems like he has done that. The choice to forgive or not is yours (mine and theirs). Ask yourself, how does holding on a grudge like that serve you? Does he know or care or is he affected by it in any way? When you see it from that perspective, you realize that the only person affected by your resentment is you and that’s so not necessary. Unless he’s trying to score a date with you, it’s probably best to forget about it, ignore him and move on with your happy life.
Still, it is a pretty long cock as far as cocks go.
Wow, I wonder what it looks like hard? kinda nice.
He must have been a hit in the prison showers!
he, and his cock, are gross.
i think its still a pretty decent size!
That must have made Rihanna very happy in the past while they dated.
THIS IS OLD NEWS Dewitt, I was guided to this site Saturday on Zap2it… a regular TV/ Movie blog… and over the weekend it was all over the place. I figured that you chose to ignore it because of all the hate… better that you had! Lame reporting.
It’s a gross penis, yeh it’s long i guess but eww not hot.
lol ‘dickmatized’ < new fave word
It’s sad that he is such an a$$hole. He’s a nice looking guy, and it’s a nice dick. However we all know his career hit the toilet the moment he hit Rihanna, and the only it managed to do was ruin him and make her an even bigger star than she was. So we know these pics “leaking” on the net are his way of trying to get back in the public eye. How many of you want to bet a sex tape wont be far behind this?
Does not change of how I think of Chris Brown. I don’t care how big or how thick his dick is. I sure hope he’s thought about his actions and changed his….er, tune!?!?!?
Even tho I loved his jams when he was a kid, I always thought that Chris Brown is a horrible singer. And he’s fucking ugly too! And that dick, seriously that shit looks like a brown twizzler! Get some girth!
Quite frankly, he got a bum deal. Everyone in the business knew that it was just a matter of time until someone got tired her acting up. It finally happened and he happened to be the one that had enough of her. If she were a male instead of female, she would have been walking around with black eyes for a long time and everyone would be saying she got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah! Start flaming, but the guys who are actually more “male” than “sissy” know that I’m right.
You are exactly right
I happen to like Chris Brown’s music. I even like this song. He was a teenager when he made a mistake of hitting a female. If she weren’t a celeb no one would have cared about what he did to her. There are so many young ladies in abusive relationships that get absolutely no help from the court of public opinion. Yes, he had no right to lay a finger on her. But, he was convicted he was sentenced and it should be over with. But, now he is labeled a wife beater by the masses who do not even know him. I think it’s funny how everyone is saying they wouldn’t have sex with him. BULLSHIT!! If this man whipped his “nice looking brown” cock in front of most of you would be on your knees before he pulled down his zipper. Give me a break!!
Ugly?? You must chase after the same animals who hibernate in caves for the winter the same way that DeWittless does….
Maybe she forgot the mayo for his sammich, bitch gotta learn.
Then why ARE you posting it? You never did give a good reason. Or ANY reason for that matter… You’re just posting because he’s got a big ol’ shlong, end of story.
I’m gonna assume that most of the replies here are from white guys, with that said let’s talk about Chris Brown. He is a young man (23) who is still trying to find himself, the incident with Rihanna as it was reported was that she hit him 1st in the face supposedly after becoming upset in reading some texts from a female on his phone. Now if you hit me in my face regardeless of who you are, you looking for a beat down of major proportions. I’m not telling you that it was right or wrong, but for every action there is a reaction. He appears ti have a problem controlling his aner as evidence of his actions afters his appearance on GMA, but I would’ve been pissed off to by Robin Roberts asking & rephrasing the same dumb ass question over and over about a stale dead love affair. Now for those of you complaining about the size of his dick, if he is true to form at 23 and his dick gets rock hard, lets see how many of you could take that length constantly pounding your ass and prostate for more than 10 minutes without begging to be let up, Rest assured, it wasn’t standing up and out it was hanging with more room to grow!