Scott Hutchison, the lead singer of Scottish band Frightened Rabbit, bears a slight resemblance to Jake Johnson of New Girl fame mashed together with Zach Galifianakis. He’s got a great beard, and I’ve thought about what he might look like naked quite often. To hear […]
Category: Music
Are Girl Groups Making A Comeback?
Musical trends come and go in waves. Most recently, One Direction and The Wanted brought boy band hysteria back to the late nineties peak seen with acts like the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC and, to a lesser extent, 98 Degrees. The girl group, however, has been […]
I Want To Decorate Zac Brown’s Beard With My Jizz
Country music is on my “no thanks” list, alongside golf and anything Kardashian-related. It’s just not my thing. However, I caught a vid of theZac Brown Band‘s performance with guest star Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters from the CMAs. My opinion of country hasn’t […]
Christina Aguilera Barely Sings, Renders Lady Gaga Irrelevant!
OMG, you guys! Did you see the duet Christina Aguilera did on The Voice last night with Mort Goldman from Family Guy? I’m not saying that Monster Mother should call up her local graveyard and make early plans for her burial, but all my girl […]
ARTPOP Is Revolutionary, Easily The Greatest Album of The Century
Salutations, lesser beings! Your comrade in true artistry, Gay Evan, has been hard at work promoting Mother Monster‘s trailblazing and thoroughly innovative project ARTPOP. Although I haven’t had a wink of shut-eye in two weeks, it’s all been worth it to dedicate my soul, body […]
I Want To Blow On Jason Derulo’s DICK Like A Trumpet!
I don’t give a DAMN if Jason Derulo‘s all boo’d up with that goody two shoes American Idol has-been Jordin Sparks. There ain’t NOTHING in this world that’s gonna stop me from pulling down his drawers and letting his gigantic DICK flop right on down […]
Britney Spears Goes Deeper Than The Dick That SHOULD Be Fucking Me Right Now!
Congratulations, I have arrived! Your favorite music lover and proud chub bottom, Gay Duncan, has taken a break from my busy Manhunt dick-swallowing itinerary to come and rescue you from the lesser talents of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. That’s right, bitches! I was supposed […]
Polly Scattergood Is Not A Cum Slut, But Pay Attention To Her!
Halloween is (mostly) over. There will be a few more post-holiday parties over the weekend, but for the most part, we’re going to wait a whole other year before it’s okay to dress like an idiot, act like an idiot, eat candy like an idiot […]
Why Aren’t You Shirtless And/Or Naked, Patrick Schwarzenegger?!?!
Ariana Grande is dead to me! I thought after hearing “The Way” and “Baby I” that she’s the new Mariah Carey, but just like other hacks like Monster Mother, she let us all down by making the irresponsible decision of casting Patrick Schwarzenegger in her […]
Justin Timberlake Knocked Me Out With His Huge DICK!
Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what just happened to Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! I was getting my nails done UP at the salon owned by my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland‘s hairdresser cousin, Menagerié Williams. We were talking SHIT as usual, throwing shade at Justin Timberlake for […]