Before he was Spider-Man or playing a role in the Academy Award winning film The Social Network, a young lad by the name of Andrew Garfield appeared in a sex scene from the three-part television series Red Riding. The camera gave you a nice view […]
Category: Film
Zac Efron’s Jaw Has Been Wired Shut
His agent made him do that to stop him from sucking so much dick! One of those dick-owners might blab to the tabs! That’s what you were thinking. Don’t lie! If I were Zac Efron‘s secret boyfriend (*cough* Dave Franco*cough*), I’d be pissed. That’s it […]
Which Male Celebrities Do Straight Guys Want To Fuck?
Wait, what? Yeah, BuzzFeed asked some hetero dudes which male celebrities were the hottest. Hetero dudes who don’t give a fuck and answer this question honestly are admirable to me. I have straight guy friends who actually state “I can’t tell if a guy is […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Pratt’s Bare Ass
Chris Pratt plays lovable oaf Andy Dwyer on NBC’s beloved yet endangered comedy Parks and Recreation. Toward the end of last year, he experienced an overnight transformation from cubby crush to international gay sex symbol, after stripping down to his boxer briefs to showcase his […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jeremy Renner Likes “Masculine” Women
ITEM – Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Ha. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. Hee. *ahem* So Jeremy Renner revealed to Elle magazine that he likes em’ butch. Me too. “My girl is masculine in a lot of ways, even though she looks like a supermodel,” the […]
Thor And Loki’s Secret Incest Love Revealed!
By Odin’s remaining eye, the truth has been revealed! Thor: The Dark World opens tomorrow, and a movie theater in China had the balls to market the truth! The poster they’re using depicts Thor in an embrace with his brother Loki. And it’s not an […]
Nick Jonas is Shirtless In His New Movie
Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool. Nick’s in an […]
Hugh Jackman’s Popping His Wolverine Claws Again
It’s here, it’s here! Comic book geeks rejoice! The trailer for the next X-Men flick, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, dropped today. And it’s all epic-y and sad, and did Jennifer Lawrence’s blue ass hurt from being dragged around on concrete like that? The new […]
Luke Grimes: Another Hot Dude Joins The “50 Shades Of Grey” Cast
Jamie Dornan is man enough to be the only man needed to moisten theater seats during showings of 50 Shades of Grey: The Movie. But the producers aren’t taking any chances seeing as their source material is crap. They’re stacking the flick with sexy! This […]
Quickie: Dane DeHaan
What do you do with a problem like Dane DeHaan? (Who’s 27, by the way. Don’t be fooled by the urchin dying of consumption in Victorian London looks.) The problem would be, “Do I want to fuck him or just make him some soup?” Dane’s a […]