Caption This: Zac Efron Being Very Heterosexual

Did you know that Zac Efron is straight? In case you had forgotten, here’s a picture of him admiring some cheerleaders at an LA Lakers game. Do you see how interested he is? It’s like he’s practically penetrating them with his eyes. There’s absolutely NO reason why we’d feature this in our Caption This series. No reason at all!

However, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see last week’s winning caption:

Congratulations to Frederick!

111 thoughts on “Caption This: Zac Efron Being Very Heterosexual

  1. Are they watching me, watching the cheerleaders??  Damn, pretending I’m straight is soooo much work!

  2. hmmm yeah…. I need to get me some of that…. I wonder if it comes in black… and my size….

  3. lol….what do u mean, acting stright? sraight guys would have there eyes glued to the cheerleaders. not directly staring at the camera, woundering if they caught his hand burried in the crotch of the guy sitting next 2 him.  did we learn nothing from american beauty… look closer guys.

  4. Hey guys there is nothing more boring than a straight Christian with a butt plug up his ass AND they are mean!

  5. OK have an ugly apartment, have dirty underwear in the living room, be unemployed, typical of straight men.  Can I help it, us faggs are a superior life form!

  6. Girl WTF you should be drinking masculine drinks like pink ladies! Turn in your gay card at once! Your name is shit in Provincetown!

  7. NO NO NO NO! you have the steps all wrong, its step, kick, step, fan, plié, turn, jazz hands GET IT RIGHT OR YOUR FIRED!

  8. Dude, you might want to pay more attention to the purpose of this particular blog, “Caption This”. Just a thought based upon your comments to people’s posts above.

  9. Wheres  Kris Humphrey? If the Dam Cheerleaders move  could see him. Because we all know Kim dumped  him so i can get so pity sex from Him.

  10. Zac efton tells: i wish i cud wear and dance like that XD LMFAO!!!!!!
    i hope his totally straight coz i want to suck him or not just to do like that but to gargle his cum :] its ok that his gay but if even nicer that zac is PERFECTLY  TOP!!!

  11. Todavía no he conseguido ver el atractivo de Zack Efrón. Hay millones como él!!!! . I will never know where is the Zack’sexappeal. There are a lot of guys better than him in the World. Justin Bieber : another X – File!!!

  12. That’s right Mr. Cameraman- telescope your lens like that!  Makes me creamy dreamy.  I think I love you…

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