A college boy rolls down his cargo shorts to expose his round, bare bum. He holds it up to the window of a car, where his friend is sitting in the driver’s seat and sticking his tongue out. Yup! That’s pretty much all that’s going on, and this faux-rimjob will serve as the subject for today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Looks like Christoph50 got the most votes. Congratulations, buddy!
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Damn!!! So sick of these NJ tolls…
Damn!!! Is this really the price to pay for parking???
Oh look they brought my meal to the car for me…
I’m sure I ordered a McMuffin!
“Objects in mirror are more buttelious than they appear”
Barrier sex just isn’t the same.
No Squeegee? No problem!
How much is that doggy in the window…?
Deflector shields are holding, captain!
The dingle berries taste like dingle berries!!!
Best carwash ever!
power window don’t fail me this time
I’ve heard of safe sex….
Hmmmm this glass doesn’t taste anything like a warm sweet hot ass.
You forgot a spot!
Free rim jobs!!!!
How much is that ass in the window? The one with a wiggly tail!
Glass frustration
Taste Test Gone Terribly Wrong … Windows are Stuck
This ain’t no pheasant under glass.
Muchos Glassy Ass
Oh yeah, I remember that ass. Didn’t recognize you with your clothes on – even with your ID badge.
Now you can see for yourself what you will never have!
I don’t understand I keep moving forward but my tongue can’t get in the hole!!
Are you SURE this is the “Drive-Thru Safari Adventure” we signed up for?
Objects In The Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear.
If I lick it like this, it doesn’t mean I’m gay…right?
The poor college student’s dental dam.
Poontang under glass ??? This is a first for me !
So close you can almost taste it!
Damn window’s jammed!!!
Damn window’s jammed!!!
Sniff and lick.
Oh man?!?! It’s fucking cold outside! My cheeks are stuck, and now, so is your tongue!?!?
Hurry up!!! There’s a line of cars.
Alas his date would prove to be a pane in the glass.
You can lick but don’t touch…..
“….if you see me on the freeway baby don’t pass….just put ’em on the glass!”
(with all due credit to Sir Mix-a-lot.)
Mmmmm… Taste like chicken.
“Damn! Why do I always lock myself in the car!”
[Frat Boy Problems]
How to fix that rock chip…before it becomes a crack.
Not what I had in mind when he offered to wipe my windows
I saw it in a window and just couldn’t resist
now that’s a whole new form of using protection
Driving up to the ATM. Ass Tasting Maching
Damn power windows! Knew I shouldn’t have bought an Alfa-Romeo!
There I was, sitting in a parking lot, minding my own business, then suddenly, I had a crack in my window!
America’s drive-thru craze has officially gone too far.
Damn window go down faster I wanna taste the rainbow in ‘dat ass!
check out my Happy Meal
Keep your tongue at 10 and 2. Now 10. Now 2. Now 10…
Window sloppin’