A man with a thick, uncut cock stands with his dress shirt open, wearing a pair of white briefs. He pops his rock hard shaft and thoroughly lickable balls out from the elastic, wraps a neck tie around it all and proudly poses for a picture. Afterward, I do everything I can to track down this man, eventually deciding that I should give up and just use him for a round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Thank you, Seth! That’s the first time in a while one of these made us laugh out loud.
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The Invitation read, “Tie Required.”
That is not what we meant by “Casual Friday.” Your tie is supposed to go around your neck.
how the hell do you tie a Windsor knot?
“Sometime during the last tray of jello shots I heard the word ‘formal”.
And that’s how you tie a Windsor nut…er…I mean knot.
Jeff didn’t realize the “Dressing up your manhood” was just another way to say manscaping.
Another cock fit to be tied
Hog tied
Business casual for dinner. Check.
“How to MacGyver a Cock Ring”
all tied up and nowhere to go
Roger never could tell the difference between a tie and a dickey.
Roger never could remember the difference between a tie and a dickey.
Dave forgot again which head he was supposed to tie his necktie around . . .
Now that is a double windsor…
That is not what I meant when I said, “Go and put on a tie!”
Dick always was a snappy dresser !
Like my new tie? Or, can you help me with a double Windsor?
The ‘Four in Hand’ knot is nice, but nothing beats the ‘Nine in Hand’.
I’ve never watched ‘Under the Gunn’ but I guess he “made it work!”
You said it was a FORMAL affair…
Why do lawyers where neck ties? To keep the foreskin back.
Sorry hun, I’m REALLY tied up at work.
Let me call you back. I’m all tied up at the moment.
cock knot!!!
I thought you said this was a black tie event?
formal…….semiformal…..I always get those confused…
“This is Business Casual, right?”
Okay let’s get down ro business
Guess there’s no Vienna sausage today.
Wow….Neil Patrick Harris has taken his role as Barney way too seriously
Another use for the power tie.
“I get the part where the rabbit goes around the tree but then the tree grows and I just want to shove it into the rabbit hole…”
The real reason neckties are wider this season.
I am merely pointing out that the ceiling needs painting…
,,,,so hot i like it,,,can i fuck ass