Are you licking your lips over this hot jock’s beefy thighs? Well, just imagine what he’s looking at! That’s your assignment for today’s edition of Caption This, and we have every bit of faith that you’ll do us proud. Even though most of you would rather be doing him.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: kenneth in the (212)
To check out the last round‘s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Not the most popular choice, but we’re going with Kwdallaskid!
“Sadly, Will failed to realize that as the largest person at the cannibal convention, he would be one of the first to be eaten.”
While serving as a judge for Buckeyes Wrestling Idol, Steve seemed to channel too much of Paula Abdul’s persona.
I wonder IF black ass taste like Chocolate
“Mmmm, I wnt me some of dat!”
If you pin him now, then I will pin you later 😉
Boy, I can’t wait until we get done, and back to the locker room, then the fun will really start!
Who cares about top prize when I will soon be topping that!
Damn, I still have some of coach’s cum on my face.
Conversely:
Got jizz?
Wrestlers: taste great and more filling!
Hmmm, now that’s flexible! I wonder what would taste better his ass or his cock?
Can’t wait to tackle THAT “tight-end”.
dude, wrong sport, entirely.
I love weigh in”s
It’s like live porn with spandex…
you want this thighs?
Bubba signaled his teammate it was time for a ‘no-holes’ barred move: the scandalous ‘lick ’em and stick ’em’.
Man, I can still taste his ball sweat on my mouth.
The 3 wise gay monkeys-
Wank no evil
Rim no evil
and
Swallow no evil.
I love these new onesies, leaves nothing to the imagination……
very hot!
Dude, I don’t care who wins the round I’m going to CREAM my self trying to pin his arse!
Oh yeah… get ‘im in that lock. Lock him gooood.
My tongue gets hard just thinking about all those bare asses in the shower room later.
One, two, three….I’ll pin you down.
WOOF
Petroleum jelly: Great for chapped lips and more!
Watching him wrestle and still tasting him at the same time = priceless
I wonder how many licks it really DOES take?
Fuck the salad, I’m getting the sausage!
At the sex addicts meeting Josh noticed the bulge in man’s pants across the circle from him getting bigger and bigger and realized he wasn’t going to breaking the addiction today.
“who needs porn, join the wrestling team.” or
“I wonder if that bulge could grow and more this match”
or “goodie, my turn next”
I’m gonna suck him down like a CM Punk Ice Cream Bar!
Wrestling fans will understand
Man, that ass looks better than a pizza!
Hope it is not pepperoni, though…
I pick them up and throw them down….then I eat them……
Delicious & nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!
“Let’s get those beefy thighs between these beefy thighs.”
i get to ‘lick’ the winner
I still taste the refs ass juices !!
chicken or beef? THAT’S what’s for dinner
‘damn you would be good with some hot sauce’
Getting disqualified for cumming in my singlet was totally worth it…I got my opponents number!
Now, if I could only get behind that guy, the anaconda vise will take on a brand-new meaning…
Give me chance with that guy and I will take the mounted hold to a brand new level…
Well now, that got THESE TWO smiling.
i’m sooo happy we made showering a spectator sport
hell yes ! and couples showering is the best !!!
and great seats too ! i just got something splashed on my cheek !
life is great !!
aaww i love happy endings
I think this just about the sexiest pic we’ve ever posted.
damn, you’re gonna love my butt drag. holla!