Here’s a picture of retired porn star and comic book enthusiast RJ Danvers. As you can tell, he’s hugging a gigantic black dildo. If you don’t know what to do with this by now, then you obviously haven’t been reading this blog long enough… Because, duh, it’s the image for this week’s edition of Caption This!
Click through to leave a comment with your best caption, and you might be selected as next week’s champion. While you don’t technically win any prizes, you’ll at least be able to brag amongst your friends and fellow readers.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: RJ Danvers
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
This one made us laugh out loud! Congratulations, Tom!
I miss shoving these up my ass! Why did I retire?
“I love you dildo, oh yes I do….”
Yes Virginia, There really is a Santa Claus
Oh my papa, to me he was so wonderful!
“if you listen just right you can hear the ocean”
Do I hear the ocean?
Nothing compares to you.
Man’s best friend.
I GUESS WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR YOUR DREAMS DO COME TRUE……………
“If only this dildo could read my t-shirt…”
“Maybe it’ll come to life once I kiss it!”
Once you go black…you have be sewn back up again!
Sometimes………size really does matter!
“Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus …”
Awww smuggled all the way from the North Pole in Santa’s butthole!
I can’t beleive Mom saved my Binkie…………………….
“There, there did that big Vag Jay Jay scare you?”
if i leave this in the chimney
on christmas eve, santa will be very happy….
Have a cock and and a smile
BUUURRP! ! !
OMG that is a big cock if i saw that i would faint lol
“MINE ALL MINE”
just think what a load it would have if it was real
“Aw, I love you, too.”
My last ER visit <3
“Yep, I can definitely hear the ocean.”
“I’ll never leave you again!!”
its all i have left of darth vader
awwww how many ways can I tell you I love you!
Yes, I told you, I love black licorice.”
Toby gets ready for the best aural sex of his life.
I cant wait to have this so far up my ass it comes out my mouth
“once you go black, you never go back”
I have not had sex in 6 months! Do you think my BF will get the hint its time for sex now??
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine…
WRONG HOLE DUDE!!!!!
(singing softly to himself) “I never knew love like this before. Now I’m lonely never more. since you came into my life.”
objects in mirror are larger than they appear
So much better than a regular weiner dog.
It’s just so FLUFFY !
“my Precious!!!!!”
er sorry for double posting. I guess probably more like
“myyyy Preeeeeciousssss”
god i miss my boyfriend
Best Friends: they know you inside and out.
Oh Christmas came Early this year… Thanks Mom!!
Beware: This is how the gays get you, promises of big black cocks…
I will love him and squeeze him, and hug him and love him and I will call him George!
“Look ma! Two hands!”
“Did you rub my lamp?”
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Who’s that cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?
“Balz to the …..floor?”
May I keep him ma? I’m gonna name him Dick Vader!
I just pimped my ride
I knew blowing that mall Santa would get me what I wanted!
Thank You For Being A Friend…
Celebrating another anniversary with my most stable relationship.
He really wasn’t kidding when he said he loved black cock…
Don’t worry…I won’t let Madonna or Angelina get their hands on you.
Finally, a cock worthy enough for my ass ;;)
ima put a ring on it….
How can I see if my ear is clean with these black Q Tips ?!
Whose a good boy? You’re a good boy!!.. (Imagine how one would talk to their dog)
‘Memories” soooo dark and lustful,,,
I’m going to hug him, and squeeze him, and call him GEORGE!
I’m going to hug him, and squeeze him, and call him GEORGE!
I’m going to hug him, and squeeze him, and call him GEORGE!
If hold it to your ear, you can hear the sea!
My Buddy!!!
My Buddy!!!
There really IS a Santa…he got me just what I wanted!
Hard chocolate candy shell on the outside, creamy goodness on the inside.
Hard chocolate candy shell on the outside, creamy goodness on the inside.
My Precious
My Precious
This is nice, but who is the new fleshjack modle this is from?
“. . .and shut the fuck up,” richard said to bill.
glad thats finally out!
Merry Christmas to you too, Mommy!
Merry Christmas to you too, Mommy!
I will love him and stroke him and call him George.
Happy Hanukkah! This is SOOOO much better than a dreidel!!
If we fuck in the ear, I’ll still be a virgin in the eyes of the lord
two heads are better than one!
said it before and know I’ll have to say it again
MORE LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY PRECIOUS!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!
You’re the Daddy!!!
You’re my Daddy!
If somebody loves you,
Everything is wonderful…
Once you go black you never go back … or end up in a wheelchair!!!
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Oh, yes you are!
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Oh, yes you are!
The things you can buy on Black Friday
This wasnt what he was thinking when he responding to the Craigkist add saying they had a rbbc(realy big black cock)
OMG! Where have you been all my life.
My other ride is a Mercedes…
… ” hey a brand new draught excluder for christmas ” !
Chernobog, I will fondly remember you always.
“and if you listen closely, you can hear its heartbeat pulsing….”
This is my god now!
oooh my first dummy i didn’t realize u still had it ma
“Teacher says everytime you fuck yourself witha huge dildo, an Angel gets his wings…”
rj is so adorable idk why he retired when his star was taking off.. he lookd oh so good as a pup