We’re not asking you to provide a caption for the picture above. However, we are asking you to break out your wittiest commentary on the uncensored version. This particular image finds a young man stretching a flaccid penis under his nose. Is he trying to mimic a mustache? Or is he just sniffing it for quality control purposes? We’ll let you fill in the blanks.
This week, we encourage you to really bring it on. We want to look at all of your submissions and think to ourselves, “How could we possibly choose a winner?” There were only a few serious contenders in last week’s race, and we know you’re capable of so much more!
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And last week’s winning caption…
A slightly revised take on a submission by Laris. Congrats!
Nice feel.
Good aroma.
Next for the taste test.
One thing Adam never learned: it’s hard to look seductive with a cock in your face.
Excuse me, are the donuts fresh?
Better than a Cuban cigar.
Ketcham if you can.
Smells like ass!
SOMETHING’S GOING ON. CAN I SMELL YO’ DICK?
Doesn’t smell like rooster
Nice! Rolled between the thighs of virgins.
That’s not what “my balls on your chin” means.
It looks like we have a “wiener”, folks!
I’ve come for the rent, the rent, the rent….
AHH Frankfurter
this is not italian!
My hot dog has a first name, it’s D-E-W-I-T-T…
Great vintage. A potent wine, but the cork was a bitch to get out…
My fave toy,
It brings me such joy.
It stretches this long,
No way it can be wrong.
It feels so soft and gooey,
Actually, it is quite chewy.
Surprise, surprise,
At times it tends to rise.
Then while I’m chewing,
I just love it when it starts spewing.
Just TRY to save your boyfriend from the railroad tracks! Mwahahahaha!
he girlfriend needs go out of town every-weekend
or
what happened when your roomate was short on rent but not on fun
If I stretch it just a bit more it will fit up my nostril.
I think Heath won…but I’m still gonna go for it.
When doing lines of coke gets personal.
Dick cheese anyone?
Even if you stretch it out, this does NOT equal 8 inches, folks!
i love the smell of dick cheese in the morning!
No one explained to him what a gay beard really is
“Smells like teen spirit!”
how to get a dirty sanchez
“Sniff, Sniff. Yep, smells like Italian Sausage to me. Now give me a hard one.”
Look’s like it has out grown me
“I KNOW YOUR ALL WOOD, BUT PINOCCHIO YOUR DICK GROWS TO?”
if the dick is a top, then this gives a whole new meaning to the term “snorting crack!”
If you like the ‘stache, wait to see the goatee!!
Hmmm…smells like…stache!
Soon after, the inspiration for the “milk moustache” was born.
Who wants a mustache ride?
It was this big…
sniff…sniff…mmmm, I love me some hotdogs!!!
Hmmm… What Am I suppose to do with this?
…And so the pork sausage passes the smell test. If you’ll follow me into the next room, you’ll see the taste testing!
No really, I’ve never seen one this close up. I love college.