A naked young man happily pushing his similarly unclothed friend in a shopping cart. Well, this isn’t something you’d see at the local supermarket! However, it’s definitely the type of image you’d see in our ongoing Caption This series. Most definitely.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Despite references to The Hulk and Rocky Horror, we had to go with frederick.
Black Friday at the porn store.
I think we can go through the express check-out line…….
Was he the Blue Light Special or the Red Light Special?
Just another shopping day at “College Ho’s are Us”
Not QUITE as Gay as “Jackass,” but we’re getting there.
Shame we can go through the 6 inches or less lane.
after losing a ton of money in the stockmarket crash, batman and robin had to make a few budgetary cutbacks…
that’s not what I meant when i said ” We can only afford the bare essentials at the grocery store”.
Finally mr perfect on shelves at your local walmart!
Look what I found in the Meat Department, better than a cucumber any day.
People dress bizarre to go to Wall-Mart, we figured WTF?? Why dress at all??
With the American Express Black card I can buy whatever I want.
This supermarket´s great, they sell it all
Always be sure to put lots of fruits and nuts in your basket when shopping for something satisfying to eat… 🙂
Triolet, (Part of the raw food movement)…
Who knew being homeless could be this much fun.
The Fire Island version of “picking up a little something at the Quicky Mart.”
You gotta love WalMart’s “New Meat” Department
The all-male version of “Supermarket Sweep”.
Now we know what the “Beyond” is at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Abercrombie FINALLY starts selling their models.
“Feel the taste of Spar”
2 for 1 sale on rump-roast
been there, lost our shirts, dashed out on the bill…
Cleanup, aisle 9!
I know this is yours but wondering if it would be better with switching the walmart with gaymart?
*Easter Specials This week at Spar are*
Pickup, aisle 69.
Milk check, condoms check, lube check, bring home the cute bag boy priceless for everything else their manhunt.net
I can’t believe the deal I got!
After a shopping binge at “Boys R Us”, he found the perfect match.
Freshest Melons in town~!
Cashier To Checkout #4………………….. I Think I’ve Checked You Out Before ^^
hell in a handbasket. orgy in a shopping cart?
” I thought they said CLARENCE sale, not clearance. I’m so embarassed…………..sorry, Clarence!”
This is what a 50% off sale at the stud store in a nudist colony looks like
Recession forces Santa to trade in suit and reindeer for a more affordable ride.
The reason “sani wipes” were intenvetd.
Excuse me, sir… On what aisle may I find him?
Talk about “All You Can Eat”!
no i don’t want home delivery!
Today only!! All clothes 100% off!!
I was going to steal a mannequin, but instead stole this shopping cart…with a man in it!
IT LOOKS LIKE I’LL BE EATING WAFFLE ASS. AND YOU’LL BE EATING MINI WEENIES FOR ANOTHER WEEK
NEW MANHUNT STORE “GRAND OPENING” SHOPPING IN THE FRONT . TEST DRIVES IN THE “REAR” YOU’LL BE GLAD YOU CAME.. AH CUM .OO AH CUMDED.
WHATEVER, YOU WILL BE GLAD!!!
MAPLE SYRUP FOR WAFFLE ASS SOLD SEPARATELY
Olympic tryouts.
Faster!
Gotta love double coupon days.
Forget Angus Beef! I’d rather have some real meat!
hey some people say they dont believe the US got a naked bobsled team!!! lol
Car parked in a tow away zone next to the nude beach, 250.00 Begging a shoping cart to haul your drunk ass hubby home from the nude beach.. PRICELESS