This is an illustration of an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large cock. It could have easily been the subject of our next Drawn To You post, but we have enough sense to realize you’re more interested in animated military orgies, cheeky comic strips and male Disney characters soaking one another in puddles of semen… So, instead, this well-hung and uncomfortable seductive unicorn’s been promoted to Caption This territory.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PICTURE:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 27 votes, quaz61 was the clear winner.
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