Here’s a picture of some frat boy with a bottle of beer. Oh, and we suppose he’s posing in front of two guys having anal sex. While we can’t possibly come up with an explanation for this scenario, we’re pretty sure you could come up with a few hilarious captions.
Leave a comment with your funniest thought, and you might be selected as next week’s champion! Collectively, you were a little off your game on last week‘s contest, so pull it together and deliver some hilarity for this round. We’re counting on you to make us laugh!
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winner…
Congratulations to Cman65!
Toonight on the show we’ll be spending time in the natural habitat of the Plowasurus Rex.
Beer, Bringing friends together for 15,000 years.
southern family reunion
Bottoms up!
Guys Gone Wild … the after-party
I think I missed my ride.
Dude, i didn’t say “Action” yet!
This is how the “Beer Bottle in the Ass” photo from a few weeks ago came to be.
good beer…good sex…what else you need?
Shhh… over here, we have the rare and majestic Homoerectus in its natural habitat…
See, told you it’d be easier if you took that bottle out first.
some men like beer with their football….i like beer with my bareback
Dude you’re getting a dell..and possibly herpes.
Carlsburg dont make porn movies but if they did.
“Here to Good Friends.
Tonight it Kind of Special.
The Beer we’ll Pour, must say something more, somehow.
So Tonight……TONIGHT……,
Let it be Bareback Sex.”
In Texas, we drink ’em cold and ride ’em hard.
I L-O-V-E big brothers! First he turns me on to BEER, then…
we’re takin’ the Texas “hook ’em” to a whole different level.
Dicks and beer go good together.
yep corona & lime will do that to ya
I was told not to knock it til I tried it.
BUD-WISE-ER…….BUTT-FUCK-ER
I’m surprised noone noticed how small the guys balls/dick were?
so, how bout
“he cant feel it in there, so I’m here as a witness”
Hey dudes, you’re almost out of beer. Dudes!….Dudes?
Beers, steers, and queers…
Here we have the definition of three beer queer…and I’m next!
1 – before & after all in one picture
2 – longhorns ride
I said lube not beer…
‘Now stay very still in order not to scare the, often elusive, Texas FuttBucker.’
This isn’t where i parked my car!
And here we have the elusive queer-o-sexual, able to perform the sex act in any situation, even as a tool like me looks on.
I guess what they say is true: The only things that come from Texas are Steers and Queers.
So this is my ex BF… cheers!!
See….this is why I quit hard liquor.
David atennbrough as a young man got into porn docos before nature ones
“Me next!” or “So, which hole do I get to plug?”
“TIMMY! Get outta my room right now or I’m telling!”
Did you say 2 beer queer or 2 queers and a beer?
That’s my kind of longhorn
no homo
The Bare Bitch Project