This model from the subtly-named website Straight Boys Fucking looks so freakin’ satisfied with himself. I mean, geez, you just jizzed on your pubes, dude! You didn’t solve world hunger or anything…
But, hey, at least this makes for a good round of Caption This?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Straight Boys Fucking
Click through to see the uncropped pic and last week’s winning caption:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations, RoadRunner86! You won so hard, you should probably get a real prize.
Ahhh….I knew I’d figure out this masturbating thing eventually.
Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!
Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!
Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!
Awesome and you are so right, I do deserve a real prize, so I’ll take 30 days of free mh membership thank you!
that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.
I’m so HAPPY Obama won…been holding this stress for months!!
so, thats how it works!
Frank was in pure bliss… until he tried to unglue himself from the leather sofa.
Post electro convulsing therapy
I knew the vibrator would make it happen
Flavor Flav: Yeeeeeeeaaaaah booooooiii!
That smile deserves a happy meal!
4 out of five dentist agree that they have found a new way to whiten teeth!
As close as we can get to real world anime!
And that’s how the paramedics found him. Stuck to the couch and doing something he loved.
Ta Da!
Ta Da!
“I’m in my happy place. The world is good.”
“I’m in my happy place. The world is good.”
HaHa I just got that joke you told me yesterday
i told you i’d do it better than your wife
I feel like I just saved 15% or more on my car insurance…~
oops!! i did it again…
“Did I do good, Mommy?”
Getting paid to be naked: $200
Imported leather sofa: $500
Jizz in my pubes and an endorphin rush: Priceless
Getting paid to be naked: $200
Imported leather sofa: $500
Jizz in my pubes and an endorphin rush: Priceless
My daddy knows how to get me to smile.
My daddy knows how to get me to smile.
I got PAID for this?
Therapy is great, the doc said lie down on the couch and shoot a load off
Bye Bye Hostess – Just found a new Cream Filled Twinkie
If you think that’s a lot of cum, you should see how much is up his ass!
If you think that’s a lot of cum, you should see how much is up his ass!
now i know why the cheshire cat is always grinning
Ahhh right hand, you know me so well .
Ahhh right hand, you know me so well .
Fuck Chick-Fil-A, I came on Sunday!
Fuck Chick-Fil-A, I came on Sunday!