Caption This: The Handyman

A guy with a goatee stands in a mall store and casually leans against the counter. Though he’s wearing a tool belt, there’s one tool that isn’t quite contained (if you catch our drift). We’re talking about his dick, you guys. His dick is hanging out of the fly of his pants.

That’s the very basic premise of the image for today’s round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

toolman-2
 

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

ASSflac

With 37 votes, Unleashthebigdog had this in the bag.

 

86 thoughts on “Caption This: The Handyman

  1. I can’t even think of a caption, but I sure as hell wish I was working this service counter that day. 😉

  2. ♪♫hmm hmm da dee dumm..♪♫ I bless the rains in down africa.♪♫. hmm hmm hm hmmmmm♪♫ Damn I like this song.

  3. Not up for the contest, but is this Paul Teutul Jr. from American Chopper? It sure looks a lot like him…

  4. I have no suggestion but just wanna say why can’t I be around when hot things like this happen?!?! I love sexy, ballsy guys doing things like this. LOVE IT.

  5. This one should win. It’s clever and subtle and fits the guy’s expression. These other ones are good but too obvious or crude.

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