Look at this hot, beefy meathead with a dragon tattoo! He’s making a ridiculous face and holding a… Well, what is that? A lampshade? A trash bin? An ice bucket? Whatever it is, he’s holding it over his dick, and it’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see last week’s winner:
Jason appealed to our sick sense of humor.
Now that’s what I call a fire crotch!
DUDE, where’s my ice bucket?
“If you think this tattoo is sick, you should see the one I had them put on my dick. It totally puts this one to shame.”
Look at my custom made athletic cup!
My dragon’s toasting my wiener..it’ll be done in just a second.
If you think the dragon is big wait until I take off the ice bucket
Wait til Daniel Craig sees my tool for solving a missing persons case.
Duck-face douche.
You who have gathered the seven Dragon Balls…
Make your Wish…
Your wish has been granted. Farewell…
Between me and my dragon we can cum a bucket
My tattoo is three times longer than what’s under this bucket
“We meet again, Mr. Bond!” glinted evil arch nememis The Dragon. “I have come ready for battle!…. err… actually… I haven’t come just yet. Give me a sec. ”
i can make this one dance, and if you help, the other one has an extendable neck 🙂
Isnt it obvious? The dragon was feeling sick so he grabbed him a bucket. Lol
“My dragon tat is so “sick” I had to grab it a bucket!”
They said putting ince on a stiff muscle would help.
I saw the dragon eyeing my dick as if he wanted to eat it, so I covered it up with this bucket!
If you think the dragon tattoo hurt, wait till you see the one under the lamp shade.
What happens after a night in Chinatown, will come back to bite you.
Highly deadly red tarantula. daylight come and me wanna go home.
Why you shouldn’t insist on a face pic on manhunt.
Bucket for my valentine!
Chuck Norris brand condoms… not for every man.
It’s so hot…. Ice Ice Baby!
Shit Son! This here White Dragon is gun fuck you up!
Crouching Dragon, Hidden Dagger
Next on your bucket… list…
Hiding the Dragon Ball Z
The chode pump never really caught on.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am wearing a condom…SEE!
ok, i got the dragon tattoo, where’s my Daniel Craig?
Confuscious say – man who has one draggin, is worth keeping.
There once was a man from Nantucket.
That terrible Moment when you realize the Ice Blender is Cordless.
Oh boy… Another spoof movie.
So you don’t like tattoos, huh?
yes….more dates with bar trash that i cant take home to mama.
Oh wait a minute ..what does it look like?
Fuck! How long was I passed out?
This seasons Tool Academy try-out photo
“You’ll never get my dragonballs!”
Jake was ecstatic when he finally found protection that fit. Now if he can only find a bottom that doesn’t run screaming in terror.
I knew I should have made that left turn in Alburqueque.
Try as hard as he might, Dillon could not stuff that genie back in the bottle . . . .
White Trash
Rawr
While Spencer’s new tattoo worked great for boosting his confidence, it did cause him to slightly overestimate himself when ordering his new fleshlight.
OMG…I never knew you really could cum a bucket!
“well i didn’t know what you meant when you said cum bucket”
A new twist for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo rape scene re-shoot. This guy is more than willing. 😉
If you think my ass is dragon. you should see my dick
If you think my ass is dragon.You should see what’s under the bucket
How much ice will make this burning sensation go away
OH, IT BURNS IT BURNS SO BAD !!!!
Man my ass is dragon, and I’ve got a “SPITTING” little headache !!!
Thank God it’s Friday