A young man with wavy hair and piercing blue eyes looks forward. From behind, another guy approached with his shorts dropped and a hand wrapped around his bulge. What’s going on here? That’s for you to decide! It’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Wicked Gay Blog
To check out the last round‘s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Let it be known, Dave, this caption gave us a semi.
Pinocchio, if you keep lying to me, it will keep growing…
Turn around very slowly, because I’m locked and loaded!
You’ll never guess what I’m holding in my hand!
Does Wayne Brady have to slap a bitch?
It’s loaded. It’s lethal and it’s pointed at his head. So gimme what I want and everybody’s happy!
Really?! The first time i introduce you to my mother over skype you just had to stand up!?
CAM4
Babe, why are you looking at pictures of naked men on Man Hunt Daily when I have this right here for you?
The cock is coming from INSIDE THE ROOM
The newest “feel good” Halloween film. “Someone wicked This way cums”
guess who?!
THE COCK IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Hi granma, isnt skype awesome!!!
The stylist is trying out a new hair gel on his latest client.
Whoo! I’ve won two out of the last three! Damn Ninja Turtle…
I’ll admit I’m exhausted by work this week so I don’t think I’ll win this one. But my best submission at the moment is “Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise!”
Eh, Marine! *slap*
Turn around and I’ll shoot…my cum right on your face.
The cock is cuming from inside the house!!!
Aren’t you glad you turned on the light.
ten cool points to the person who know’s where this is from.
He’s ready for his close up Mr. DeMille
Tyler was stunned to hear a haunting rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”, little did he know his bright eyes would meet something he would be holding onto forever.
“oh look someone poked me on facebook”
Trying to decide between piercing eyes or being pierced by cock!
+1 to Fabian.
+10 to me.
Charlie wondered why the theme from “Jaws” suddenly started playing in the background.
Thanks for the shout out boys!
xoxoxo
Dave
Don’t move! I have a loaded weapon and I am not afraid to use it.
Yes, I am actually undressing him with my eyes.
The best ones come from behind… Your laptop don’t cummm but I do..
Enter “Stunt Cock”!
To quote Ace of Base, “Don’t turn around!”
Turn around and open wide
welcum to twilight zone
Hey dude… Could you take a look at this?
It’s coming for me!
Son mom is at grandmas and daddy is horny
What did the five inches say to the face?
Your surprise birthday present is ready…
Honey, do these shorts make my dick look fat?
“sorry mom, I gotta go…lunch just arrived”
i have a surprise for you, but its behind YOUR back.
the cock is coming from inside the house
Forget the creeper, who’s blue eyes?
Amazing bodies on the after-the-jump guys.
Lame choice on this one….
so i was staringin the mirror and his dick was getting bigger and bigger and then “THROB” it hit me!!!