Caption This: Sweet & Saucy Dick

A hairy man with a long, uncut cock drips caramel sauce down his shaft. Is somebody going to lick it off, or does he have some weird fetish where he likes sticky fluids all over his penis? You can tell your own special story in today’s oh-so-thrilling round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:

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THIS WEEK’S PIC:

A man drips caramel sauce onto his rock hard cock.

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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

8 inches

With 26 total votes, it looks like indyguy took this round.

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43 thoughts on “Caption This: Sweet & Saucy Dick

  1. A public service message to all my uncut friends: Nothing will hide a funky dick cheese. No matter what you use.

  2. How about this for a caption. “Hey… That’s ME!” Do I get some kind of consolation prize or participant ribbon, for being the guy in the photograph? 🙂

  3. It’s actually “Sweet dreams are made of THIS”; the common misquoting of the lyrics is due to Annie Lennox’s Scottish accent tweaking her pronunciation of that last word.

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