There was some hesitation about using this picture after last weekend’s “Hot Military Guy” scandal (which was shockingly popular for being so horribly offensive). In the end, it came down to this—there’s nothing to see in this picture except what you see. It’s open-ended. Thereby, it makes for a perfect addition to the Caption This series.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: kenneth in the (212)
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
We’ll admit we didn’t read EVERY response, but DC ‘Mo stood out.
well damn…I thought I had a good one…”Less filling…My Ass!!!” better luck to me next time lol
Now we know why they call him Drill Sargent!
This iPhone makes impromptu circle jerks a snap!
FaceTime with some boobs time :^D
It’s so big it can’t even fit on the screen
“OH SHIT..I think they found my Manhunt profile”
The general’s into cross-dressing circuit parties?!
…nice legs.
Look at the size of that cock.
No fucking way! Is that the bottom end of a beer bottle going into…
“Wow! Who knew Osama was a bottom?!?!”
“Here’s one for the road!”
“Honey badger don’t give a shit.”
You really need to stop showing us your home sex vids eh? This ones just plain nasty!!!!
so thats how the counting beer song gos
“Wow, who knew there could be prudes on Manhunt!”
I think the lad in the background said it, don’t you?
HolyShit, that is one sweet ass
“and how did u get into that position…looks uncomfortable….
I am so glad we put those spy cams in the showers!
The face of the guy to the right says it all ” Common I’ve done Bigger”
the beer bottle guy needs to wipe his ass better, ugh
Told you Bradley Manning has a sweet ass!
I didn’t know sgt. Jones could bend like that, did y’all?
ZOMG!!! I just got the newest pics from Guantanamo Bay!
Left, right, left, right, left… There’s an app for that.
Look guys, Zac dropped the condom we were gonna use after the premiere.
I never knew that you had a brother that posed nude for a living.
“PORN, guys, P-O-R-N! That’s why been in the army is awesome!”
That’s right, shove that into his Hurt Locker!
Your mom is really, really hot!
I’m sure they’re all thinking “nice titties.”
Don’t ask, don’t tell, just watch…
“Here’s my
Fiancé and our daughter, they are what I fight for, and with God’s blessing I will go Home to.”
Dude. I didnt know your mom likes it like this
Dude …. are you wearing CULOTTES ?
Gurllllll….look at that body! He Works out 😉
good ALL of our faces are in the video, did not want any naked stud feeling left out, think it will be a HIT on x-tube???????
According to my Manhunt app, there are three hot guys nearby…one is 7 inches away!
Hot damn, you take a cock like a pro!
So, um… Whatcha doing later?
“And that’s basically what they call a ‘Cleavland Steamer’…”
From left to right: 1- Dude! I want it like that, yeahhh. 2- Yep, We’re gonna need some lube. 3- Oh no! I think it’s gonna hurt. 4- Mmm I’ll be the top.
“Dude! You did ‘Sean Cody’?”
Dammit, he said he was a top!
Even Angelina Jolie’s leg looks sexy when you’ve been out of the country for 18 months!