The woman pictured above has a lot of things–a dog, a tacky mariachi band throw and even a giant phallic squash. But she's missing a caption! Considering that she's toting more than Robert Sepulveda Jr. and Chad Hunt combined, we're sure you can come up with something creative. Bring it on, boys.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Awkward Family Photos
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let me get my family size lub, its in my car 😉
her'”Your choices for sex tonight are: the dog, the squash or me”
me-“I’ll take the squash”
“This is just the ‘warm-up’ dildo, before I bring out the big one.”
“Margaret was determined to prove to the world that Pickles was a retired porn star. In a moment, they would all know the truth.”
We’re not in Kansas anymore!
Bring on the Margaritas…OLE’
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Janet never thought anyone would ever see her homemade sex video.
Who needs the tin man, scarecrow, and lion…I got my squash.
There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home.
Oz never did give nothin’ to the tin man, that he didn’t, didn’t already have.
“Jasper! Get over here. We’re gonna try that peggin’ the kids are all talking about.”
I think I know why she’s smiling…
Hey, this will make a great “Caption This” picture!
what haoppens when you dont take steroids this is for you rodrezise
“my friends call me double-d because i don’t go nowhere without my dog or my dildo”
“old man divorced me and all i got was this couch, that dog and crate of old sex toys”
“would you believe this squash won at the county fair AND at that IML convention”?
“why would my 16 year old grandson keep this stuff in his closet”?!
Rufus the dog looked in horror at what his owner Pricilla expected him to handle, after all, he wasn’t the limber puppy he once was.