A scruffy gentleman drifts off into the world of dreams, as a soft dick gazes onto him lovingly. What’s going on here? We’re not exactly sure, but it’ll make for a stellar round of Caption This! There are so many ways you can go with this, so we’re really looking forward to reading your ideas.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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Congratulations, Mcdubois! We like the way your brain works.
That’s thoughtful … he has a teabag waiting when his buddy wakes up.
The cub was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of cocks and cum danced in his head.
The “new and improved” sandman delivering a dream
What did this guy put under his pillow in order for the cock fairy to leave THIS behind?!
Wake me when the Viagra kicks in…..
Oh, he dropped his binky. Better put it back in his mouth before he wakes up.
Wake-y, wake-y! Eggs and baky!
It’s true what they say, after a while, a man starts to look like the penis he sticks in his mouth.
“Wake me up when a decent dick comes along!!!!!”
when he opens his eyes im gonna go boo
sleeping beauty
yeah sometime can’t judge a book by it cover wooof woof oink
Why count sheep to help you sleep when you can count testicles instead?
Poor little fellas. Spent all day playing, now their both just worn out.
the founder of the TeaBag Party movement with mascot…
(Imagine the theme from Jaws playing in your head while staring at this picture)
counting balls to fall asleep
if i stare at him real hard…
he’ll wake up and want me
it’s working !!!you are very sleepy …
when you wake up you will think i’m a frozen chocolate milkshake
and you need to suck really hard on the straw to get any goodness out of it
very hard very very hard that creamy goodness is coming soon
just keep sucking as hard as you can
you can jiggle the straw to ,but keep sucking…
last night i dreamed i was the bar, and this dick just kept staring at me!
creepy but exciting!?!?!
He’s gonna wake up to more than the sound of a cock in the morning!
when u see cock and balls you will fall asleep
This is what dicks dream about while sleeping.
His new alarm cock!
Told you my cock was a knockout!
Sleeping Beauty waiting for Prince Charming to kiss him…
I look to you… with my one eye