Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing her own fist into her mouth.
I spotted this one on Naked Pictures of Your Dad a while back, but given the reaction to previous Bi The Way posts, I’ve held off on using it in our Caption This series… But, uh, why? This shot is hilarious, and that guy’s dick is gorgeous. This needed to happen.
So, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Well, Kevin must have known I’m a sucker for J.K. Rowling references…
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Preparing for that handful of cock…
Some prep & landing is required before a visit to Santa’s pole.
Looks like Santa Claus won’t be coming tonight.
Here is your gift HO HO HO
Eyes up here, hon.
I’m so sorry that I ran out of cookies and milk! Nom nom nom nom….
hmmm…Santa pic in February, interesting choice.
I saw mommy neglecting Santa’s cock last night.
Hoe Hoe Hoe! I got your package right here!
Or, I got you a candy cane to lick!
Or, Here, sit on Santa’s lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.
So, I guess the winner of these are not really voted on…So, why vote?
Funny, that’s the same reaction I had when seeing this photo.
Santa has a big package for you, but he only comes once a year and it looks like she already has a pearl necklace….
Candy the red head hooker had a peek at Santa’s Pole. She knew that there was no way she could ever take it whole. So she ripped out her tonsils. Room enough for all to play. Now she can deep throat Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, and the sleigh!
Seems like those who are ‘naughty’ ACTUALLY get the ‘biggest’ presents from Santa… I feel like I’ve been lied to my whole life…
Sheila’s Mother always said, “before a BIG show, Practice, Practice, Practice!”
That special Christmas when Santa’s PA got stuck on mom’s tonsils
Santa is having a HARD time telling if she is on the naughty or nice list.
Yes Virginia, there is a gag reflex
Bitch, this ain’t no time for your bulimic bullshit!
Yeah but can Mrs. Claus do this ?
Fisting. You’re doing it wrong.
Looks like Mrs. Claus got a replacement!
Making room for Santa Claus’ candy cane
just a heads up, that gorgeous dick has done gay porn. danny d for brazzers straight porn aka matt hughes gay british pornstar.
Joe finally had to accept the fact he couldn’t convert Sally.
’twas the night before Christmas and into her mouth,
Suzy stuffed her whole fist
proving she could handle Santa’s “down south”.
He patted her head and gave her a kiss,
time for this ‘good girl’ to be on the naughty list.
So that’s why Santa says “Ho, ho, ho!”
HANDJOB! Honey, you’re doing it wrong!
Relax… It fit down the chimney, didn’t it?
Who ever said santa only ‘cums’ once a year?
*SINGING* Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus’ Dick!
Do you always travel with the North Pole in your pants?