Warning! The image for today’s round of Caption This has nothing to do with Bert and Ernie. It’s a very graphic shot we saw on Colby Keller‘s blog Big Shoe Diaries months and months ago, and we held off on posting it… Because, well, you’ll see.
If you’re up for the challenge—and not too nauseated and/or aroused—leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
This was well-timed, scottesx!
Geez! That duck went right through me!
Ernie! I found your duckie!
I said your DICK! Gimmie your DICK!
Do I look fat in this?
Mom always warned me not to have quackers in bed . . .
When you said “duck, here it comes” that’s not what I thought you meant . . .
A bird in the hand is worth a duck in the bush…..
After draining the tub, Walter couldnt figure out where his rubber ducky had gone….
Rubber duckie your the one
Rubber duckie makes life so fun…
Is this what they meant by Stuffing a duck on top chef?
Rubber ducky, you’re the one.
How I love you up my bum!
I thought i taw a putty cat!!!
Check out my quack.
Lesson learned: never buy a dildo from Old MacDonald.
Help! This human won’t get off of me!
Looks like the gerbil wants the toy submarine instead …
AssFlac
Can you tell me how to get Sesame Street?
I have two….
Introducing “Duck, Duck, Goose” for Adults!
So that’s what happened to Gilbert Godfrey after he was fired from Aflac!
I thought we were playing Duck Duck Goose
Not Goose by the Duck
Kwack a Boo
“Fuck?!?! Oh, I thought you said go DUCK yourself..well, shit….”
Wouldn’t you know it? I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
Are the elections over?
Man without a prostate.
Rubber duckie, you’re the one….you make bathtime LOTS of fun!
Polo
Not what I had in mind when I said grab a rubber…
I said “Fuck” not “Duck.” Damn you, Autocorrect!
Does this duck make my ass look big?
I said a duck toy not a fuck toy
I don’t think this is how a turducken is made
what the duck is that in my ass?
Told you I was fertile when I asked you to breed me!
My pussy likes duck, What does yours take?
So if all Hitlar got it hell was a dayly pinapple what on earth did this guy do!?
The Mighty Ducks 4
Well this duck went south for the winter….
Yesterday he was so angry he SHIT a brick !!!
Cum in guys, the hole is clean.
ok, now where’s your big Dad little duck?
Lawds me, I’se dont knows nothin bout birthin no ducks, pleeze dont slap my ass, Miss Scarlett!!!
FREEDOM!!!
I order Peking Duck!!! Why you give me Peeking Duck?!!!
Assplaque !
poor little duck got photo bombed by the balls and ass
No time to explain, get in the asshole.
…and you thought that ping pong ball went far
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.Hurry onward RubberDuck, for you will soon be dead.The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
Quack whore
This gives a whole new meaning to “Fuck a Duck!”
Little ducky just got photo-BOMBED!!
New bottom boy accessory makes him squeak when you fuck him!
Rubber Ducky, your the one. You make bath time LOTS OF FUN!!!
Notice: The consumption of raw or undercooked eggs, may result in food borne illness.
I always thought Colby was a bit quackers
The gerbil lied. This is a HORRIBLE spot for Hide and Seek
On the next episode of Duck Dynasty…
Another exciting game of Duck, Duck, Loose.
Got Any Grapes?
Assquack!
Rubber duckie you’re the one Bath time now is lots more fun