A scruffy, hairy-chested man positions himself on a desk as if he’s about to get fucked doggystyle. A female hotel employee spreads his ass wide to snap a picture of his low hangers and fuzzy crack with her phone, shortly before she proceeds to finger-bang him (which is a detail you probably don’t need to know). That’s the premise for today’s edition of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: CFNM
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Sorry boys! Brody‘s clever wordplay won us over.
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Don’t use that pic as my Twitter profile pic, I’m a TOP!
Hold on a sec. Let me take another pic, your eye was closed.
Don’t worry. This new camera gets the red-eye out!
When he was hired at Manhunt HQ and told he needed an ID badge photo, this wasn’t what he had in mind.
I thought I sent for the bell-MAN, not the concierge!
This should help your clumsy targeting.
hold on let me TWEET this TWATS cunt
I’m not going through the change just because you did!
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These TSA checks are really getting out of hand!
The girls try out the new version of whatsapp, called whatsapp-yourass!
Dean was perturbed, yet somewhat aroused, by the new TSA procedures at airport check-in.
OMG! I want to set you up with my brother, he always said he was an ASS man!
“I’m sorry Janet! I don’t KNOW how to smile with my asshole!”
OK, that’s the “Before” pic …
The scat enthusiasts of Pennsylvania have their own customs, such as the Punxsutawney Poop festival. If the poop comes out dark, 6 more weeks of winter. If it’s full of corn, the maize harvest will be great this year. Judging by his struggle, looks like we won’t have to sacrifice another virgin to the Agri-God this year!
I thought those exam cams were smaller
It’s just me and your hand tonight
How else do you expect me to test my phone’s new prostate examining app?
I warned you not to swallow that diamond ring!
I wonder what else I can pull out of there?
thanks for helping me take new grindr pics
when you asked me if i;m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMIll thats not exactly what i thought you meant…..
Mom wants to know what kind of asshole I’m dating.
I can’t believe you put that up there, I need a pic for proof
The Government found out that every asshole is unique and now requires a photo ID of them!
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Back-alley proctologists are better known for their pictures than their practices
Tyra Banks teaching the models of cycle 20 to smize with their backsides.
One sec, let me send a pic of this to my husband to see if he’s up for a threesome.
Yes a cell phone does fit in there; but they do make cell phone holsters that are much more comfortable.
A noninsured colonoscopy exam. Basically bend over a shove a cell phone deep in the ass!
QR codes for porn stars…not so much…
When I see this all I can think of is Family Guy:
“They said that your baby entered their world through the closet upstairs
and the exit is, well, I don’t know how else to say this, but the exit
is your daughter’s bum.”
“Okay now do that thing where you throw your voice and make it talk!”
“You won’t believe this, Madge But another one with an eel up his butt”
I know this feature gets a lot of play, but what’s the point? If you are not one of the first three or so posts, you’re not in the hunt.
MSG: A photo to the facebook, I want to show off to my mother
what I will have for dinner tonight XPP
Look! I’ve already got 1,000 likes on Instagram!
OK honey now wet your lips and smile.
Only a man can get the job in me
Hold on, with this check in I just became the Mayor of your hole.
“You’re the one who wanted to be girlfriends and BFFs, so shut up and just take my Manhunt profile picture already.”
Aren’t you supposed to scan my RETINA for my Nexus Card??
TSA employees are committed to the search for weapons of ass destruction.