What’s with athletes winding up in compromising and thoroughly homoerotic positions on the playing field? Not that we’re complaining! Images like this are the reason our Caption This feature exists. They’re just begging for some saucy commentary.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to leave your caption and see last week’s winner:
This goes out to all the college boys who just finished finals. Nice work, 1oftheguyz!
I thought this was just going to be a proctal exam, not a full-fledged colonoscopy!!
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Where did you hide the ball, man !”
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! More lube on your fist..PLEASE!!!
Or, “Where are you hiding the ball, man !”
Oh Fuck!!!! More lube PLEASE!!!!!!!
there’s Jimmy Hoffa
Touchdown, bottoms up!
Not exactly what the coach was thinking of when he told him to “go deep”.
The ref shouldn’t have thrown that flag so hard
Come on, man….the clock is running down!!! Give it up!!!!!
“We wouldn’t have this problem if you were a tight end instead of a wide receiver!”
he scores
Damn!! There are my keys!!
NOT MY BEADS!!!!
I ALWAYS KNEW JOSE WAS AN ASS MAN
Ahh, it’s stuck, it’s stuck. Let go, let go, let go!!!!!!!!
I want my shoe back!!
Relax.. Bear down, man….don’t be a pussy.
Take it easy, it’s my first time.
Your forearm is longer than a Kardashian marriage.
I know you aren’t supposed to catch with your hands, but DAMN man!
Give me my damn watch back!!!!!
Who’s got the ball(s) now!?!
When done correctly…Fisting really is a group activity!
“I may just start watching football. I mean who knew the half time shows would be worth sticking out all the sport crap?”
Sorry…thats how i was taught at penn state.
Did you find the gerbil yet???
Oh…so that’s where you hide your dignity!
With enough lube, poppers, and patience, ANYTHING is possible!
Tell me again how Coach lost his whistle…
Corn!!? When did you eat corn?
Couldn’t wait until after the game, huh?
wait…..wait……. i think i have got the hamster..!
OMG, this guy’s full of shit 🙂
Oh, the joy of European sports…
Were the hell is the ball?
Are you sure my Christmas presant is up there ?
Wait, I can just about feel it.
Handball, blue!
“Can I have my watch back please?”
~Honey I think I’ve found your ring~
Wait! Almost got it… Why did you put those Christmas presents in there?
On the FIST day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
The Muppets Take Europe
Someone bring me the crisco
Explaining the rules of soccer – where only the goalkeeper is allowed to use his hands.
You’re not supposed to use your hands in soccer!
Harry’s looking EVERYWHERE for those damn horcruxes!
OMG! Where is it??? This is why you don’t fist wearing a wedding ring…
“I’m gonna get in those shorts one way or the other!”
Give me back my purse !!!
The way to a man’s heart….
I said push back on it!
Gives a whole new meaning to fists of fury.
“Hey man, you said two fingers TOPS!”
“OIII!
“THE GOAL’S NOT IN THERE!!”
GOING DEEP
“You call that a fist? THIS is a fist…” 🙂
I’m not this is what was meant when the ref held up the “red card”
“hold on” i think i see it now!!
“Looking for the ball…wait, I see two in there.”
I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a “white card”…at least until now.
Fuck, dude! I can’t see the ball up there!