Caption This: Not A Shark Attack

This week’s edition of Caption This might remind you of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, and not just because of the cartoon shark in the censored image above. The real version of this pic features someone’s dick poking out from underwater, ready to launch an attack on its horny prey. Or something like that…

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

And here’s last week’s winner…

A nice variation on Taio Cruz’s song, C Peatridge!

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