Those of you who’ve opted to follow me on Facebook after my big “Man Behind Dewitt” post know that I’ve been agonizing about my Halloween costume more than any human being should. There’s a good reason though! I’ll be in Salem for a big gay Halloween party Manhunt‘s sponsoring called Scream Out Loud, and I might have the opportunity to meet Sharon Fucking Needles.
(Please come stalk me! Really! It will be awesome!)
Obviously, it would be a sin (and not the fun kind!) to look like a complete mess in front of Sharon Needles. I’ve been trying to come up with a costume that’s as clever as the one below but doesn’t require me to wear a pan on my penis. Any genius ideas? Feel free to mention them below… Or, if you’d prefer, just look at the picture and partake in today’s round of Caption This.
You know the drill by now! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 15 total votes, SkyRussell took this round.
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Judging from the size of the pan…….. it ain’t gonna “plump” when you cook it!
“…Not a pot to piss in~!!!”
“Beam me up, Scotty!”
“I’m flying~!!!”
Tinkerbell crosses her arms and glares at Wendy. “See? I told he was better off with living with boys & Fairies, but noooo. You had to make him be a man and live with a woman……… Well, this is what happens!”
“Jolly Green Giant…looking like a pea”
“Michael!! Michael!!!! Hey Mr. Jackson!!! Over here!!!”
“They were out of urine bottles at the treatment facility!”
Peter pan, peter pot. Hot not!
Fannypack in reverse!
This is why he never wanted to grow up
just a “flash in the pan” moment
“Hello, I’m Peter…I don’t get it either..”
After his divorce from Wendy, all Peter Pan was left with was a pot to piss in…
I’m Peter Pantsless
more like peter’s pan
The gravy will be ready soon, Wendy… and you won’t have to warm it up much!
now where did i put my SAUCE pan????????????
I don’t ever want to grow up!
One day, hipsters will find this picture and praise me as a messiah.
So tha’s how it is made…I think I prefer Jif.
Want to feel my haaaannnnnddle?!…. hmmmmmm?
Looks more like Peter Panhandler.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many nuts did it take to fill Peter’s pan?
“Huh? Ohhh, he hated CLOCKS”
Peter Pan guests on Martha Stewart and cooks his famous sauteed wiener with nuts and cream of sum yung gae guy on buns.
Unfortunately it was only Peter’s cock that didn’t grow up
Many people don’t realize that the Peter Pan myth is also the basis for the expression “I gotta go potty….”