A college jock shows off his bulge in the middle of the cafeteria, all whilst wearing… a spandex Ninja Turtle costume? Yeah, we don’t make this shit up. That’s the gist of today’s image for Caption This, and we think this one has potential to be hilarious.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
No contest! Dave wins.
Forget captioning this pic. May I just capture the guy in the pic???
Put that pepperoni in your mouth bitch!
Turtle dick!
cowa-BULGEA dude!
Cockabunga!
Heros with a hard-on, Turtle Power!
Ah fuck. How’d I get this splinter on my dick?!
Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?
you should check out the turtle in my shell! 😉
Ever see a turtle do tricks?
Not everything “fits” in the shell ya know !
wanna see my snapper?
We knew Michaelangelo loved pizza, but we didn’t know he loved it THAT much.
Sorry I meant to say wanna see my turtle head
Guess what weapon I use when fighting
Does any one want some pizza? I’ve gotta large slice if anyone’s interested.
it was easier to come out of the closet than it is to come out of this shell!!!!
Yay! Nice to know my journalism degree is being put to good use! Thanks Dewitt.
And my caption goes for the nostalgia vote. “Oh THAT’S where Donatello is hiding his bo staff.”
if you rub the shell it will poke its head out
Apologies to Joe up there, at the top, but the better caption is:
COWABUNGHOLE!
Turtles always have something hard
cock-a-turtle-oooh
No missionary position. If I lay on my back too long…
Donatello! Put some %^&*ing pants on before you come to the table!
I thought as a Ninja, I’d have numchucks, not numb nuts.
Wanna see how fair I can stick my head into your shell?
Yo, sensie … wearing your turtleneck a little low, no?
teenage mutant “nine-incha: turtle
Wanna taste my turtle soup??
lets get this turtle in the tub and give him a scrub on his shell
Why do you think you never seen turtles on their back side?
See* not seen
eating cafeteria food will build my bulge, right?
Turtle poking out of his half shell, with his boner!
Donatello just knew that after pizza, he’d still be getting stuffed with some righteous sausage
Hero with a half chub. turtle power
I knew I should have worn a full shell instead of a half one.
“Oh yeah, theres my other muscle”.
Hank took the “awkward turtle” joke a few steps too far.
Take me home and I will let you play with my B0-staff.
Kermit the frog was wrong, Being green is easy, and when given pizza it’s hard as well…
Now we know one of the turtle’s last names… Rafael Alencar!
OH, man!! This one is really good. This is probably better than the cation that wins!
Cowa”bulge”a, Dude.
So that’s where Leonardo keeps his sword when off duty!
He’s smiling because he knows somewhere, at least 5 furries are fapping to this at any given time.
He certainly looks like he’s rocking more than just a half-shell.
Donnatella? My invitation deinitely said wear something by Donnatello.
Pizza Pfizer newest treatment for turtles with erectile dysfunction
Let me finish this pizza and I’ll show you MY turtle power!!
Your Sewer or Mine?
He’s cute. But… the first I really noticed about the picture was the pizza.
Wanna see this turtle wax?
Shhh! Watch quietly and maybe the turtle will show his head…
wax on, wax off …
waxing off makes me hungry
“if you saw the pizza first, time to rethink your sexuality.”
your manhole or mine ??