Are you ready to work your funny bones until they’re worn out? Because it’s time for another edition of Caption This! And here’s a surprise–today’s image features a naked dude. He’s being held upside-down by his friend, while his mouth is overflowing with… beer. Some might call this a “keg stand”.
You’re going to have to bust out your wittiest captions for this picture! We had some extraordinary submissions for last week’s edition, and it was nearly impossible to choose a winner. In the end, we wound up choosing one that stroked our egos, but the runner-up was a close second. Click through to find out who won!
– Dewitt
To see last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
RUNNER-UP: “He would have banged a cantaloupe, but he’s a chubby chaser.”
You Tap That, Keg I’ll Tap You
Gives a new meaning to “Bottoms Up”
“…Ass in the face, Yes I wanna taste…”
Let me get turned around a bit so I can have a hose in my mouth also.
“Why does this beer taste like cum?”
Damn, who’d have thought “drinking from the tap” could be so much fun!?!?!
He is about five drinks away from sucking my cock!
Damn, That’s One White Ass!
I don’t think he get’s the concept of “light beer”.
This isn’t the head I was thinking about!
Oops, meant to read ….
“This isn’t the kind of head I was thinking about!”
“You put your mouth on that tap, and i’ll put my mouth on your tap!”
hmm if i hold him up far enough can i get the foam
Coming this summer…the Keg Stand/Ken Stand Combo!
“Dude, so help me one beer fart or beer piss and it is YOU I will tap!”
Bottoms up!
Trust me bro…this isn’t gay. And no, I won’t post these pics on the web!
I love my job! Who’s next?
OMG. Bottoms up takes the cake haha
Bottoms up!
oh trust me, this is only phase one in the hazing ceremony!
Trust me, my armpit will feel just like a pussy.
You have beer from the keg, I’ll have it from your pipe.
This is what I meant by did you want a funnel.
“They weren’t kidding…this really is LIGHT beer!”