Wearing nothing but a baseball cap, a scruffy bro-dude stands next to a large stack of wood, piled up in the style of the game Jenga. He holds a beer bottle in front of his junk, and presumably, he had a few other beers before this picture was taken. Yup, it’s another drunk naked guy in our Caption This series.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 21 votes, we had to give this round to AsA3DollarBill.
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Guess who lost this round of strip Jenga?
Let’s play a game…NAKED Drunken Jenga.
I have one more piece of wood for you to pull…
To demonstrate the strength of morning wood… I will split this would pile in two with my cock.
You never want the top to fall over.
Got wood ???
Talk about morning wood!
. . . which piece do you wanna’ pull out next?
How do you stack up. Knock it over and prepare to get some wood
If you lose i get to fuck you
This isn’t a caption for the contest, but I just wanted to say thank you for bringing this picture into my life. And if there’s more of this guy somewhere, please let us know.
And yes, thank you. A lot.
despite repeated efforts, Jedediah just couldn’t figure out how to construct a glory hole….
This boy is a bottom! [Brought to you by DWV.]
I said “wood” NOT “woody”!
Now that’s an erect “woody”
This represents all the wood I’ve taken in my mouth or ass after drinking a six pack…
That’s Not exactly what I meant when I wished for a man with impressive wood.
The harder they are… the bigger they fall!
He’s only a couple beers away from being a fatty
He’s only a couple beers away from being a fatty
He’s only a couple beers away from being a fatty
The instructions said to pull the wood out, but he wanted to put it in.
When the other construction workers teased Scruffy about not being the sharpest tool in the shed, the foreman told him to “swallow some courage, get your balls out, and cut those studs down to size. ” He was fired later that afternoon.