Caption This: Mystery Box

In the picture above, you can only see a bare leg and a mysteriously wooden box. That’s because you’re not seeing the full picture. A reader sent us this a while back, yet we unfortunately missed it due to inbox neglect (or something like that). Needless to say, when we opened the message, we literally LOL’d and put it aside for this week’s edition of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winning caption:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

Lots of good ones! We went with Msguy78.

62 thoughts on “Caption This: Mystery Box

  1. Sex toys go colonial with the new Pillory of Pleasure. Cumming soon :  The Scarlet Masturbator!

  2. Aargh.  I should have written I’ve *seen* the video it’s taken from.  It might be Tag Punished.  It was pretty hot.  At Tag Adams in S/m scenarios always is . . . .

  3. what a new twist on the old Salem stocks. Wonder what you have to do to get into those

  4. Da da, da da da dadadada, da da, da da, da daaa da. Da da, da da, da dadadada, POP……Goes the Sucker.

  5. PeeWee’s Playhouse…Jambi was a character about a head in a box…this was his catch pharse…saying…n yes i get it…n yes i am getting…older…lol

  6. John didn’t realize that his boss said, “Start thinking outside the box,” and NOT “Lick and stick that dick in the box.”

  7.  Thank you for getting the reference! As soon as I hit enter on this post I forgot that not everyone remembers Jambi or Pee Wee’s Playhouse…especially the ORIGINAL stage version he did with Phil Hartman when the show wasn’t really “popular”. Absolutely brilliant and hysterical!!

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