Here is a picture of Mickey Mouse with a gigantic boner, almost as big as his entire body. He appears to be holding a firefighter’s hand? While we’re not exactly sure about the context, we do know this makes an excellent subject for today’s round of Caption This. Sorry for ruining your childhood.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Naked Pictures of Your Dad
Click through to see last week’s winning caption:
Sb1228 wins at life, even if other people had more votes.
D-I-C-K-E-Y… M-O-U-S-E!
My girlfriend might be Minnie, but I’m sure not.
“If Anderson Cooper can, by golly why can’t I?”
Dicky Mouse holding onto Donald Fuck’s hand
Even Mickey loves a man in uniform!
You know what they say about big ears…
Can you tell this is happiest place on earth?
C-O-C-K …OH MY! Mickey Needs some HEAD!
Apparently, Firefighters have the same effect on EVERYONE!!
“Minnie just doesn’t understand…”
SB1228 wins at life?? if your caption doesn’t get picked you “lose” at life??
It’s the little ones that always surprise you.
You must be this tall to ride this ride….
Pinnochio got nothing on me!
Pull my….finger.
Mickey by name, mickey by nature lol
this is not a caption, i just want to know where this is?? from the reflection in the glass it looks like it’s inside some public building.
Mickey is just my stage name. My real name is Dickie, but the sensors thought it was too suggestive.
Please don’t let go now, I’m about to cum.
“Let me officially initiate you into the Mickey Mouse Club”.
Oh Mickey You’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey
Now you know where Swiss Cheese comes from ….
http://retrogasm.tumblr.com/post/4475305719/is-mickey-making-swiss-cheese-with-his-penis
Are you a man or a mouse?
Gosh…you sure inflated my hose!!
The Greatest Place on Girth
the Mickey Mouse CLUB
Steamboat Willie
Mickey Moose
My hose is bigger than yours!
Do firemen slide down every pole?
Just touch the head Mr. Fireman…..its on FIRE!
Oh boy! Am I HAPPY to see you!
Now THIS is an emergency!
I just LOVE a man in uniform!….hehe ( Mickey giggle)
“I’m a real boy, too!”
Coming this Fall from Disney Studios, “Magic Mick”, story of a Mouse’s meteoric rise.
Wrong…Just Wrong
Give me a hand with this hose
I am in total agreement there.
Hey checkout my firehouse
It’s not such a small world after all…
Please, pole dance for me!
The happiest place on earth!
“Please, Sir, give me some more”
I guess now you see why I nicknamed it “Fantasia”, ho-ho!
Let me take you to the true Magic Kingdom.
“Gee , Mister! Your ass looks swell!”
That’s not even a real penis. It’s a dildo.
Pleased to meet you too, Mickey!
This is the happiest place on earth.
Supercalifragilisticexpiali-BLOW THIS.
I would agree it does look like a public building. I can not say if this is the place or not but this exact picture is in the casting center building in Orlando. 3rd floor East side of the building as one heads back towards the breakroom area. I wonder if someone after hours decided to have some fun and take this pic..
Can you put out this fire?
MIC-KY JELLY
sir….you have to be this tall, to ride this!
Come on thats just all kinds of wrong. It’s Mickey Mouse!
I thought mice were afraid of snakes…
Hey Mister, think this will work as a fire-hose?
The thing sticking out of the hole is not real, but then, neither is the mouse.
Slightly more obvious than the gigantic castle penis on The Little Mermaid cover.