Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest)* caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
UPDATE: The much-less-terrifying single art for “Give Me All Your Luvin'” has been released. I don’t hate it! At the very least, it’s better than this.
– Dewitt
* This might not apply for today’s round.
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Hunterphelp1990! This was so wrong, but oh so right.
Madonna looks like Indora on Bewitch…I’m out of here Sammy!..
D’oh. One facelift too many.
I was thinking she looked like Endora, too!
And I thought Rodman had a big one
Does this dress make my tongue look fat?
Elton John said WHAT ABOUT ME!?!?!?!
Let’s see Gaga steal this look from me!!!
Evidently she didn’t cover hydrangeas thoroughly in the last go-around…
I’m fuckin’ MADONNA, bitches! Get over it!
Madonna watches “Born This Way” for the first time…
OH HOW I CRAVE FRESH YOUNG COCK!
You say tomatoe I say fuck you.
I will eat you Laddy Gaga and your little dog too
I will eat your soul
I was born THIS way!!!!
See, I really did swallow it all!!!
You wanna know what I think about hydrangeas this is what I fucking think about them.
I swallowed the whole 7th fleet this time. See ?
Despite her convincing Madonna Halloween costume and makeup, Michele Bachmann couldn’t help but betray her identity when the cameras came out.
Madonna has begun the press tour for her next themed record, “Maori”.
I stuck my tongue out, and can you believe I got cum in my eye?
I told you I swallowed it all- see nothing left.
Damn it!!! That didn’t taste like chicken!!!!
Look! I still have a yeast infection on my tongue from licking Sandra Bernhard’s twat back in the day!!
“Brittney has had her mouth WHERE?!”
“I finally got a hot young Brazilian boyfriend with a big cock!”
I got this GaGa
I said,”NO FUCKING HYRDRANGEAS!”
“I absolutely loathe reductive music.”
Damnit!!! I can’t get this Rosie taste out of my mouth!!!!
What!!!!!!!! My back-up dancers are all gay i just thought they where friendly
5 minutes after botox session…!!
Send in the next Brazilian House-boy applicant!
Madonna: “Yeah I did eat a gay guy. See!”
Madonna luring young models…. PEEKABOOO
Britney and Christina loved my apples… Katy? Gaga? Try my delicious apples…
I’ll get you my pretty! AND your little dog toooowaaahahahahahahhahahahaaaa!!!
At the Superbowl: WHO LET THE COUGAR INTO THE LOCKERROOM??