The Photoshop disaster you see above is not the image for today’s round of Caption This. The real picture shows a man on his knees with a watermelon placed over his head. He’s servicing four hard cocks through a hole strategically carved into said watermelon. Um, is this a fetish people are really into right now? Did the people who direct these scenes get off on late ’90s Gushers commercials when they were younger? We’re confused.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Bound In Public
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For your consideration:
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Last week’s winner:
Apologies to fans of Penn State humor or this caption. This one from JG1952 got us hard.
In an effort to cut down on paper and plastic, the bags boys got a little more creative!
Liking to suck dick was not, in fact, the main reason why people called Chad a fruit.
What-a-melon! No I’m not talking about your nuts
This stud only sucks watermelon with “seeds”.
Talk about a fruit salad!
What a fruit ! LOL
Sweetest cum I ever tasted!
make sure you eat your fruits and veggies
You said head of lettuce ? I am so embarrassed.
Let me put my seed into this seedless.
The pumpkin head guy’s slutty cousin.
Fruit, choosing the right basket.
Fruit–essential to a growing boy’s diet.
The one time he didn’t spit out the seeds
a new way to get your “five a day”
Clean up over in produce.
Trolling for cock in the fruit aisle…
“im vegetarian, i dont eat meat”
“thats lucky then….” 😉
i would show you my meat and two veg… but its three veg for me!
in a tribute to jennifer grey and patrick swayze, he took dirty dancing to a new level “i carried a watermelon?”
They always said GAY FRUITS SUCK
The options where melon head or sizer hands! Still think i made the wrong choice?
“This sure beats the free cheese samples at the deli counter”
i heard at school all the straight boys wank by cutting a hole in a watermelon and fucking it… and i capitalised on it…
When they said to use protection, this was clearly *not* what they had in mind.
Too bad he was in the four cocks or less lane….
a healthy diet…4 servings of fruits and veggies a day, right?
“……what the fuck?!”
A fucking fruit, who would thunk it!
at the third stroke,the time is 4 O”cock, pip! pip! pip!
“Thump it?! I thought you said hump it.”
So apparently the Headless Horseman has a gay brother….A very popular gay brother.
this isn’t a quote or caption or whatever……but that pic is just kinda disturbing
Mr. Potato Head’s gay brother
if you suck enough celery, your head will go green too
The easist way to get all your servings of fruits and vegetables.
Tragically…as Timmy was later to find out…watermelons do not an effective bike helmet make.
So this is the meaning of “watermelon head”
The Ad was for seedless melon, but this much better.
Well it sure feels like the meat department.
Watermelon Pucker? Oh I’m sorry, I thought you said Watermelon Sucker. Aisle 5 in Liquor.
Getting down on the farm.
Pooch, so THIS is the watermelon crawl. And here I thought I didn’t like any country music.
*Ooohh – not pooch lol. Damn auto correct.
What the fuck? That’s not my caption, I’m just constantly amazed at how far kink can go…
I heard of being so ugly you need a bag over your head to get fucked, but this is new a watermelon.
What some guys won’t do to get into a fraternity.
Pluggin the melon
Produce Department Guys Gone Wild (MAN, They’re really digging to the bottom of the barrel on this franchise)
You should see what I can do with a CANTALOPE!
Clean up in the fruit isle
Boooooo! I call shenanigans!
“Quick, Watermelon Boy, use your oral powers to incapacitate Dr. Penis and his two henchmen! Now don’t worry, I’m standing right next to Dr. Penis, and you’re doing a fine job.”
Would anyone like some fruit cocktail?
I could have had a V8
It’s the Great Watermelon, Charlie Brown.
Need to spike the watermelon before the PARTY