Here’s a picture of well-hung porn daddy Josh West wearing a bedazzled corset, a glittery gold cross and a cowboy hat. This image was sent to us in a promo e-mail for Josh’s scene with Alessio Romero on Lavender Lounge. The outfit, however, is curiously absent in the site’s preview clip. What could possibly be the explanation for this? Was it specifically included for our Caption This series? The world may never know.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Lavender Lounge
Click through for the full pic and last week’s winning caption:
FULL PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Well played, SkyRussell!
How the West was REALLY won!
For Wild West Village costume design by Betsey Johnson.
Bedazzle THIS, baby!
I always knew Madonna had a big dick.
IItt’ss just a little pissant country place.. nothing to high tone.. Just lots of good will and whole lotta thrill…
this town ain’t big enough for the both of us Frank N’ Furter…
It was a little cold in here so I had to quickly grab the closest thing to put on…
Do you think the cross clashes with my corset? Of course the hat and girdle match as they are somewhat color coordinated…the black with the black and the pink of the outfit with the pink penis head, which I am also wearing proudly~!
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Father, may I get on my knees and confess my sins to the almighty one?
Victoria’s got a secret !!
at least spell QUITTERS correctly, please…
Does this Bedazzled Corset make me look gay??
hidey-ho cowboy
Village People gone wrong
What The Holy Father wears under his white dress.
I feel pretty! I feel pretty!
I’m ashamed that I didn’t even notice that until reading your comment.
is my cross too much or is it the color?
I’ll give em that they ran out of font spaces… ? kinda like a Tea Party sign, eh?
Bloody women!!!
More like… “I feel purdy, Oh so purdy, y’all”
There’s only three men that I serve my whole life. My daddy, Nebraska and Jesus Christ.
Just Like a Prayer. Your voice can take me there.
Do you boys think I’m pretty?
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets my hose again…
fancy dress mmmm Will cum as madonna
Why the cowboys liked those dance hall fluzzies
“Like a rhinestone cowboy….”
He’s wearing something???
Gaga sans make-up.
“do you really care what I’m wearing?”
Ok Madonna, enough is enough.
Does this dress make me look FAT???
What porn stars wear when auditioning for Oklahoma, Sound of Music, and Rocky Horror
Does this dress make my cock look big??
gee.
i’m surprised the Gay Homophobe Squad hadn’t come out in full force here.
maybe it shall rain newly-minted U.S. dollar bills in my house, for an hour or so.
Let us spray. Ah-men
LOL; say 3 Hail Marys.
It’s my holy mission to spread the joy of my cock throughout the land.
Yeah, um, Like a Virgin just wasn’t doing it for me . . . .
Does this outfit make my dick look fat?
Annie get your gun! Cause Josh has got his pistol out…..
The costumes for “Brokeback: the Musical” arrived….
Bustier from my Vogue period…check
Cross from my Papa Don’t Preach period…check
Cowboy Hat from my Don’t Tell me period…check
Strap on from my Erotica period…check….
(Madonna does mix and match)
What? I just got of my other job =p
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Like a Virgin Meets BrokeBack Mountain
Lady Gaga… Is that you?
oh what the hell! I’m getting payed to do this.
Sean Penn’s and Guy Ritchie’s worst nightmare!
Escuse me, does this corset make my cock look big?
In retrospect, this inspired Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video.
Victor’s Secret: Cumming to a Mall near you!
For the record, I *did* spell quitters correctly.