Caption This: Jock On The Knob

Here is a picture of a jockstrap hanging on a door knob. It gave me an erection.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or, in this particular case especially, sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

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With 21 Likes, Johnnyb741 is the clear winner.

41 thoughts on “Caption This: Jock On The Knob

  1. This is how Coach let everyone know he was “going over game plays” with the assistant coach and didn’t wan’t to be interrupted.

  2. “Here is a picture of a jockstrap hanging on a door knob. It gave me an erection.”

    Those are the best two sentences I have read in a long time.

  3. um, that’s not what I meant when I said “if you take off your jock, I’ll polish your knob”, Mr Tebow.

  4. I just have to say:  In light of the Tyler Clementi trial going on now.  This is so NOT hot.  Sorry.  Just seems a little ill-timed.  

  5. The jockstrap–Protecting knobs since 1874!
    (according to wikipedia, that was when the first jockstrap was invented)

  6. My first time trying to post here, i would caption it as,
    “Yes! We started going at it in the living room.” (kubikoo)

  7. “No mom… this doesn’t belong to me… it’s probably from Kevin,Edward,Diego,Lucas or that hot black that fucked me last night” xD

  8. “Didn’t have socks on, so I used my jock since they were coming off anyways” hryaznbtm

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