Caption This: Happy Birthday

In this group shot from some unfortunate soul’s birthday party, the guy on the far left decides to flash his ass and take photobombing to the next level. You know what that means, right? It’s time for another exciting round of Caption This!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through for last week’s winning caption:

You win, WestAtlBear! Congratulations.

73 thoughts on “Caption This: Happy Birthday

  1. Hey who’s the guy with the new face in the crowd, his cheeks are so pale and look his moustache is vertical?!

  2. I couldn’t get Rihanna for your birthday so here is some birthday sex with a song.
    “Ooooh, it’s not even his birthday / But he wanna lick the icing off /Give it to him in the worst way /Can’t wait to blow his candles out /He want that cake, cake, cake”

  3. The invite said “birthday party” — what do you mean my birthday suit isn’t appropriate party wear? 🙂

  4.  . .  .  and Pete figured he’d be a little “cheeky” when it was time for the group photo . . . 

  5. “My butt beats your belly-button any day!”,  Bob said to the guy standing next to him in the party group shot.  

  6. It’s time to open up your birthday present. But first to wrap you up nice and tight before you dig in.

  7. Dammit John! We’re cropping you out on Facebook.

    And THIS is why we can’t have nice parties.

    (…I’m still gonna fuck you later)

  8. Stephen has a problem with taking his clothes off at inappropriate times. You should see the pictures from Grandmas Birthday, or Aunt Jackies wedding, Baby Dave’s christening, his drivers license photo. The list goes on and on.  

  9. “If I bend over and spread my cheeks I’ll be showing my ‘pink eye’ too….. Dammit, not quick enough!”

  10. Have you ever notice that whatever the event, asshole here, always thinks its about him??

  11. Even after a year of university studies, Pedro the exchange student is not quite clear of the concept of who gets spanked at birthday parties…..

  12. Is it just me, or did that guy drink just a LITTLE too much?

    (Guy one to guy two, sitting on the right, apparently the only ones to notice the half naked man in the photo, lol)

  13. Birthday party?  I must have been distracted.  What are you all talking about?

  14. The “Twins”,my Left and Right Cheeks,wanted to get in on the celebration,Too !!!
      So,Happy,Happy Birthday !!

  15. Realizing he had mixed up the two parties he was scheduled to go to that day, Bob wondered if he could get that Chia Pet back from the guy in the sling.

  16. Joey gets confused easily, so when the photographer said to “put your best face forward”, he did.

  17. Man, get your ears checked, I said ‘blow out the candles’ not ‘blow on the candles.’

  18. Bob realized too late that he had confused the dates of his best friends’s birthday and his next orgy.

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