Look at this guy with a hammer up his butt! Well, you’ll have to click through to actually witness this sight, considering ol’ MC Hammer’s blocking the view… But we believe this image should provide a decent amount of inspiration for today’s round of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jalif Studio
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Well played, MikeyinKW.
“He’s a full-service general contractor.”
What? He said he wanted me to bang his hole…
Isn’t this why they call it a “ball peen” hammer?
He said he wanted to get hammered….
When I asked him if he wanted to get hammered, I didn’t think he would take it so literally
Be careful what you wish for… sometimes you get what you asked for, just not they way you expected it.
Who needs a tool belt?
John’s Spanish dictionary did not really have a good translation for “nail my ass”…
I guess he CAN touch this…
Getting hammered leads to getting nailed and screwed.
a new special from the boys over at the DIY network. The multipurpose tool!
that is the worse case of “plumber’s crack” that I have ever seen!
Well, you said you wanted me to nail you…
I wanted you to nail me, not hammer at my ass!
Home Depot? Pick up on aisle two.
Stop, crammer time.
They had a special at Homo Depot!
I’m going to “hammer” you good!
“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning. I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land…”
and this is where all you tool junkies can keep the hammer if YOU have too manys TOOLS in your “Tool Box” already
He was actually hoping to get drilled.
3, 2, 1, … Fart
Searching for the nail…
“i wanted to try him out first”
The Original “Tool” Box!
hammer me baby
There is getting banged and then there is getting hammered and here we are getting banged with a hammer, watch for the splinters!
Totally getting nailed.
Mario aint got nothin on this hammer time
You can’t touch this!
More than one way to hammer a sweet ass 😉 Good thing he’s not getting ‘screwed’!
its…..Tim the Toolman time….
I store all my tools in his “box”
Oh, THAT’S where I left it.
“This is not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted you to nail me.”
Hole Improvement
If I had a hammer,I’d hammer in the morning,I’d hammer in the evening,All over this land,I’d hammer out danger,I’d hammer out a warning,
Pat finally made good on his promise that one day he was going to…”Fuck Handy Manny…Fuck him right in the ass!”
Hey, you said you wanted my big tool in your ass!
nailing it
can you hold the hammer for me please?
having a trade is a good thing
Pound me harder
There was no room in my tool belt for this one, it is full of all my dildos.
Is this the auditions for “Tool Time with Tim Taylor”?
Tom’s efforts to appear masculine failed during his demonstration of proper hammering technique.
(I know it’s obvious)
♪ STOP. Hammer time. ♫
Thor, God of thunder strikes again…..
Nailed it!
HGTV After Dark
Guys may be great with their dicks, but leave the tools to the lesbains
It’s Peter & Paul!!! Where’s Mary??
Measure once, fuck twice……All contractors know this rule….
Well done Armando Ramirez, love it!
To quote MC Hammer: “That’s hype and tight!”
“and people wonder why gay guys never get the DIY finished”
Honestly thats what the guy next to me in the pub said when i oped this lol.. love it
And that’s how child stars end up after a big hit. Naughty Bob, Bob The Builder…!!
“My, my, my music hits me so hard,
Makes me say, ‘Oh my Lord…'”
that’s one way to get hammered
A clip from the new “Extreme Makeover:Home Edition” show on Logo