Put on your thinking caps (and your jimmy hats too), because it's time for another edition of Caption This! There isn't much mystery behind today's caption-worthy image. It's basically just a dude fucking a watermelon and flipping off the camera. Not quite something you see every day, eh?
We had some great entries for the last round, so you'll need to work extra hard to impress us. We apologize in advance if some of you don't "get" last week's winning caption. It's for all the musical theater dorks out there…
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And last week's winning caption:
What the hell is wrong with you guys!!! I told you to get a Seedless!!
F**k you man! Your hole was never this tight!
Nothing like a cold watermelon in the Summertime.
My finger fits, why doesn’t my dick?
fuck me? fuck you! how am I gonna make my fruit salad now?
This is how you make Watermelon Rum 🙂
Fuck you!!!! …I hate seedless watermelons!!!
“She is a virgin in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure.” -Patsy Stone, Ab Fab
ive heard of watermellon shotters….but this takes it 2 a whole new level
…..cheers!!!
American Pie 4: Out of Dough!
I’m Number One! I’m Number One!
He would have banged a canteloupe but he’s a chubby chaser.
its cheaper than a fleshjack!!!
“invasion of the body snatchers part 2…the revenge!”
Fuck you! Try to top this Gallagher!
“i couldnt get this finger in the tiny watermelon hole, but it slides straight over my dick”
now Baby, THATs why you carried a watermelon!
Try the new organic Portaloo
lol@toodles
well your asshole is so slack i stuck this melon on my cock, and i still aint touching both sides of your ass when i plunge it in…
and who said gays werent natural
that melon is not consenting…
he’s committing melon-rape – its a Melony
you think its a melon??? no, his cock is so small thats a LIME
Llorena Bobbit, where are you when we need you?
You should see where he put the OTHER melon!!!
Get ready to toss my fruit salad when I’m finished here.
Third Base isn’t just like warm apple pie
toodles…BEST EVER
Here’s what I think about being green.
it is NOT a tumor!
What happens when manhunt crashes.
Fuck YOu PETA!!!..You said this would be better than a sheep!
When I said I want to fuck some melons, I meant a tittyfuck!
Some people are really ‘into’ fruit.
Pull my finger,
my boner is busy!
Yeah, yeah, I got your “Get your dick outta my watermelon” right here, buddy!!
Oh, you said “Rum in the melon”.
“Talk to me when it comes out the other end.”
You may laugh at me, but hell, at least I don’t need lube.
Putting the seed back in this seedless watermelon.
the edible flesh jack in watermelon, cantaloupe also in honeydew. How do u like u fruit salad tossed?
I’m just seeding it!
i told you..i fuck fruits!
This fucker won’t be seedless when I am done with it!
Bob decided to take “going organic” to a whole new level.
Trying to get my nut off. A nut is a fruit right..?
When I’m done here who’s up for a seed spittin’ contest…..or do you swallow?
Sure beats a fruit cup
this isn’t a caption, but that guy has a nice big cock
Fuck you, man! This so does NOT feel the same!
Poor Kurt was angry (no, mortified) to learn he’d confused “menage a trois” with “melon-ge ooooh la la!”
i vote for Dustin 🙂
And Toodles made me LOL as well
This is nothing, you should have seen where I had my dick before this.
F**K you, I’m making the Watermelon Margarita as fast as I can!
I thought you meant “fruit” in the literal sense!
f*** you! Now, it’s my spiked watermelon!
wait, wasent this guy on xtube alot? what happened to him? he had some hot vids
It’s too hot for apple pie… where’s the watermelon?
Nice lookin cock goin in that melon, really wish that was my ass he plunging into!
Fuck you! Seriously, I was in the kitchen, had a hard on, turned around and bam…”No Homo”!
Doc said the swelling and discoloration around the head will go down in about a week.
Ok so you said Spike the mellon you did not say how.
Seriously… I thought I bought a seedless watermelon.