Here’s a picture of a naked twink in a mini-fridge. Or is it a really large freezer? Honestly, we’re not going to dig for any of the details! Whether this is digitally edited or entirely real, there’s no denying that it’s kind of hilarious. And it could probably use a good caption or two.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Although we were tempted by references to Lord of The Rings and Of Mice And Men, this was a tie between kewlaidkiddd and WestAtlBear. Great minds think alike, eh?
taking ice bottom to a whole new level
“ass has a shelf life of 1 week if kept in the fridge”
Your name must be Miller, because it’s Miller time!
please refridgerate after pounding
with that posture how could he be frigid — ice ice baby
Anthony was always fridgeting with his ice pole.
To keep an ass fresh refridgeate immediately
semen will be stored in the freezer until it is time for insemination
Okay, I’ve been working hard. Who’s gonna help me clean this kitchen?
A-man-a
Twink Croft: Fridge Raider
“shrinkage”
“… And over here, this compact unit will still keep all your purchases fresh for… ”
I’ve heard of getting cold-cocked, but I’m not sure this is what they meant.
How many times do I have to tell you that’s not the bathroom.
That’s the last time I take Viagra.
That’s the last time I take Viagra.
That’s the last time I take Viagra.
FOR SALE: Fridge with built in bottle cap remover.
FOR SALE: Fridge with built in bottle cap remover.
Twink. It’s whats for dinner
I have always wanted to slip into something cool,this is the answer
Please refrigerate after opening.
Twink in icy cock-hole exposing his cock-pit
All we have for leftovers is rump roast!
Frosty the snowman…
Frosty the snowman…
Babby it’s cold outside…
cold cheeks with warm hole. Remove from fridge shortly before use.
One man’s meal is another man’s leftovers.
fresh frozen freak poz filled to the fool.
resh frozen freak poz filled to be fool.
There is my cucumber! Now if I move like this, it should…
It was time for my midnight snack so I went to the ASSbox to see what was there to munch on.
Twink McTwink just had to see for himself if the light really did go off when the fridge door is shut.
What? No gloryholes?
It is time to admit that I am frigid.
Okay, “A-man-A” is obviously the hands-down winner.
Okay, “A-man-A” is obviously the hands-down winner.
god that curry i had last nite was hot and boy does my ass hole need cooling
Food preparation isn’t my thing, but that’s one bird I’d happily stuff.
Food preparation isn’t my thing, but that’s one bird I’d happily stuff.
” FRESH MEAT”
” FRESH MEAT”
I’m going to find out if the light really goes out when you close the door..
I’m going to find out if the light really goes out when you close the door..
Worlds’ most inconvenient bottle cap opener.
Worlds’ most inconvenient bottle cap opener.
I’m not going to make a suggestion because, I think this one should win ! ;-)lol
I’m not going to make a suggestion because, I think this one should win ! ;-)lol
Now THAT’S a hot ass!
Now THAT’S a hot ass!
All out of cocksicles again?
aww man. someone ate all the dick. i was really hungry!!
Oh honey I was wrong. We still do have good twink. Enjoy
“They didn’t have regular turkeys honey,they called this one a Beekman Butterball”.
“They didn’t have regular turkeys honey,they called this one a Beekman Butterball”.
Time to go to the fridge for a cold one.
unfreeze my ass, say you love me again LOL
“take a picture, this is the ONLY time my dick will be in a box!”
Free rentboy with your purchase of mini fridge. Offers while supplies last.
This decorating tip brought to you by RANDY BLUE.
“Here’s how he stays so tight.”
the dahmer party wanted to know what we had in the kitchen.
“Finally… frozen into my favorite position”
I really need to go shopping, there isnt anything to eat in here (except my ass)
And this little unit will totally complete your dormroom.
The new and improved Maytag repair man?
‘There’s a hole on the bottom shelf needs filling!’
Honey! We’re almost out of ass.
“Talk about your bottom drawer refrigerator!”
This is how cold ass bitches are made.
Best caption, overall!
Now where did i put those Bomb Pops??!!
Another advantage of staying at a Gay-Friendly hotel!!!
Jeffery Dahmer’s X-mas turkey.
I always get the leftovers
New freezer with built in Popsicle holder.
I thought you said you were looking for an ice ass?
Twink-ass: The other white meat
OOh Lord my balls are on fire!
Anyone up for ictecles?
Oh phew… there I do have somewhere to put my meat in the fridge.
In California this is how they make snowballs
Organic, grass-fed bubble butt. No additives!
“Just a minute… let me check the ass-box…”
“Just a minute… let me check the ass-box…”
“Hey baby, I am…I mean I found the drain hole.”
“Hey baby, I am…I mean I found the drain hole.”
Where the hell is that salami?
Where the hell is that salami?
So apparently now the fridge does occasionally fart when you pull the meat out.
I know I left it in here somewhere
I know I left it in here somewhere
Is this available in Stainless Steel?
Hey babe, go down and grab me a snack from the frig. If it is too cold, warm it up for me first. Thanks.
haha this made me laugh
“There’s never anything to eat in this hou…. oh wait.”
My ass is burning, i need to cool it down!
TWINK ! The OTHER white meat.
You got plain vanilla, AGAIN!
My BoyFriend know I like to suck on a
“cold-one” after work
My BoyFriend knows I like to suck on a
“cold-one” after work
WOW…the only thing the last tenants left in here was spoiled milk!
I ask for Mexican and you bring me surf’n’turf?!?!…..GET OUT!
Who doesn’t love to crack open a cold one?
I see there’s plenty of cream to go in my coffee…
“Warning, filling not included with perches”
Well stocked minibar
For best results, allow to reach room temperature before using!
“Just to clarify, I did say put the beer in the bottom of the fridge not put the bottom in the beer fridge.”
So thats what the inside of sperm bank refrigerator looks like….
The best dessert always comes from the freezer.
The best dessert always comes from the freezer.
Is this how they make col cuts?…
Automatic ice maker for the modern gay man…
Snowballs?…Hell more like Frostyballs…
“Ohhh, my ass is on fire…”
Oh, so that is how they make fudgesicles !…
College dorm refridgerator with its own twinky boi…
Public Service Announcement: If you play in a refridgerator be sure to LEAVE the door open at all times!…
When remodeling a gay man’s apartment, this is THE thing in modern appliances!
Everyone tells me I have a hot ass, but I beg to differ!
Oh honey look u forgot ur Boxed lunch!
Who said I’m frigid?
cold and needing to be tapped
Leftovers done right!
What would you do for a klondike bar?
I really need to know what Hotel’s mini-bar is stocked like that !
Twink: the OTHER OTHER white meat.
HOT ‘n’ Cold
or
Looking for something?
😛
See Bill I told you the creamer was in the fridge!
Once again the cabin fridge was stocked with nothing but left-overs from LAST weekend…
Once again the cabin fridge was stocked with nothing but left-overs from LAST weekend…
Could I get two bags of ice please?
Have to get back to Narnia and see Mr Tumnus.
late night cravings? this model comes with your favorite midnight delight- sears appliances
“G.E. Brings Good Things To Life” !
“G.E. Brings Good Things To Life” !
Oh this is just my mini fridge, wait till you see my microwave
I think we’ll have rump roast for dinner tonight.
Honey, did you get sucked in by those free samples at Costco again? Seriously, we’re going to be eating ass for like 3 weeks now!
Fresh, never frozen.
Darling, you said you wanted to slip into something cool.
I’ll just finish off something in the….HOLY SHIT!!!!
Just heat and serve
Fridgemate
Do I look fat in this fridge????
Recovering from a HOT blowjob
This fridge was made by Westinghouse right? Well, I’m westing!
The Ice Queen Cometh
What should be in every college boy’s mini-fridge by the bed!
What should be in every college boy’s mini-fridge by the bed!
Taking “freezing one’s assets” to a new level
When a cold shower just doesn’t do the trick
Listen, this is better than you shoving an ice cube up there.
I was looking for a keg, but I guess I’ll tap this instead.
John likes to role play and thought it would be kinky to reenact the scene from ‘Punky Brewster’ when Cherie got locked in a refrigerator in the backyard.
No Mom, No! Please don’t open the refrigerator!
Usually there’s nothing good in the fridge, butt today there is 8D
This is our new model by GE (Gay Equipment) which guarantees your twinks stay fresh as long as you store them properly.
The perfect midnight snack 🙂
Unfortunately, Teddy completely misunderstood Josh’s ad looking for a bottom to “hang out and just chill naked…”
Keep in the fridge after you pop it.
baby it’s cold inside
Twinkies already have such a long shelf life, there’s no need to refrigerate them.
What to do when a cold shower doesn’t do the trick.
So I got out of the closet to get into the fridge?
Clear winner. =)
I look in the cupboard, then in the firge, but I never see what I li- ooh, hello!
I’ll take one on the rocks.
I’ll take one on the rocks.
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”…….”Stoffers”
Can I get a hot twink on the rocks?
most of these captions make the twink like an object however friend49’s caption doesnt directly state the twink as an object he used the fridge as the focus to make a damn funny caption its the best one in my opinion. My caption? “The best way to cool off those Virgin Drinks”