Caption This: Frat Boy Fuck

There are still a few hours left before we give out a FREE YEAR to gay porn “reality” site Fraternity X, officially putting an end to our Cup-A-Dick Challenge. Surprisingly, there were no submissions as of Friday afternoon, so if you’ve got a red solo cup lying around your house, you should definitely put it on your dick, take a picture and send it to It’d take an extraordinarily small amount of effort for a pretty massive prize.

While I’d consider entering myself, my dick is already occupied at the current moment, burying itself balls deep into my new colleague Gay Bro Dude‘s thick jock ass. Plus, I’d much rather have one of you jerking off to aggressive college boy gangbangs that often end with multi-load creampies.

Oh, but I’m getting way off topic… For today’s round of Caption This, we’ve got a shot from this oh-so-charming scene from Fraternity X. Slim twink Ryan bends over the kitchen counter and takes a sip from his drink, shortly before he passes out on the stairs and gets banged by his frat brothers whilst unconscious (though these are details you probably don’t need for your caption).

So, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Fraternity X

Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:



drinking while getting fucked

(Watch the accompanying video clip for this scene here.)



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Lots of good submissions, but njtickler won us over with this one.