Upon catching this image on Hot as Fuck blog, our initial instinct was to point toward the screen (with a hard-on) and scream “Caption This“. It’s your typically homoerotic drunk college boy shot–one clothed dude and his very naked roommate–but this one lets you fill in the blanks and create your own story. Seriously, what’s going on here?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Lots of great submissions, but we had to go with Desmond!
“Honestly Tyler Imma let you finish but I’m the best dick sucker of all time….”
“let me show you what to do with that bottle…”
“I got the bottom bunk”
I’ve never seen anyone carry wineglasses like that before!!!
Don’t worry, I’m pre-med. Now, turn your head and cough.
The Dorm Welcoming Gifts got so much better this year.
“I know it’s a ‘come as you are’ party, but dude…”
“I know it’s a ‘come as you are’ party, but dude…”
Dude let me show you this awesome trick I learned with a beer bottle.
Dude let me show you this awesome trick I learned with a beer bottle.
LOVE IT! xoxxox
You got any underwear I could borrow?… I’m all out!!
“Let me get my lips around that long neck”
clothed guy: honey, what’s with the hat?
naked guy: i’m standing here naked and the only thing you look at is the hat?! you said you wanted spontaneous.
Hey you wanna wrestle? I might let you win.
Oh yes, Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999!
Tequila makes my clothes come off
I guess my inhibitions when drinking have a different threshold than yours…
Dude I think you went overboard on the “manscaping”!
“dude” youre just not coming out of the closet?
Whoa, dude, when I said, “Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here,” I was just kidding…
“Body shots anyone?”
Shit! Fire Drill!
OOOOH! I assumed since the invite said “BYOB” it meant “bring your own bottom!!” I feel dumb….here’s the bottle.
OOOOH! I assumed since the invite said “BYOB” it meant “bring your own bottom!!” I feel dumb….here’s the bottle.
OOOOH! I assumed since the invite said “BYOB” it meant “bring your own bottom!!” I feel dumb….here’s the bottle.
OOOOH! I assumed since the invite said “BYOB” it meant “bring your own bottom!!” I feel dumb….here’s the bottle.
Getting ready for the “Bro’s and Ho’s” party.
Or should that be “Bro’s and Hose”?
“Gee, you gays have all the fun! I can’t get my girl to greet ME naked like this!”
Which juice do you want?
Dude, do I look fat in this hat?
Now I’m inventing “fuckbook”. You want in, Eduardo?
“I’ve just remembered something else you could do with that bottle”
I thought you said it was hat day.
“So, You wanna take this in the closet…?”
“When I said not to bring anything, that’s not quite what I meant”
Dude, you put my clothes on by mistake. Take them off…..
If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?
You sure you want me to put that bottle there?
The age old question; hennessy or cock? Hmmm
The age old question; hennessy or cock? Hmmm
I guess I’m late for the strip quarters game…
Haha! You did WHAT with the bottle?
I’m here for the gangbang
Seriously bro…it’s not gay, unless the BOTTLE enjoys it!
Dude! When i said “you should come out of the closet when your drunk”, i didn’t mean come out of the closet and with no clothes on!
Dude, looks like you need a little Capitan in ya…
he is like ke$ha he gets to see the jack and where the dick is at.
“Hardest choice ever, liquor or cock…..cock.”
You can’t fight with someone when they’re naked. It’s a scientific fact!
It’s my birthday, why are you wearing my suit?
Hey! It’s my birthday, why are you wearing my suit?
Just walk in…I’ll be the one wearing a hat.
cant afford clothes with the high tuition costs
Yeah, I’m drinkin’ your booze … what you gonna do about it?
I said you owe me two BILLS!!
I told you it was as thick as the bottle!
Really??? I’m not sure that’s what they meant when they said “Lick, drink, suck?”
Dude, I got initiated last week; do I have to still suck you now that I am a Brother!
Brah, I thought we were gonna play Game Cube?!
Dude, it’s not gay if we just call it a low turnout for a streaking party.
Do this hat and bottle make my dick look big?
Shots on…chin!!! Tips on Richard.
Um…when you asked me “top or bottom” I thought you meant the bunk beds.
Um…when you asked me “top or bottom” I thought you meant the bunk beds.
Who thought I would get a Jock and a bottle of cognac for coming out or the closet i should has done that years ago
you liked my cock in your mouth last night…
The new version of XBox looks different.
The anatomy dummies are so lifelike!
Do I Shake you hand or..?
“Dude, when you called to ask me to help you study for your Anatomy 101 class, I wasn’t expecting to study YOUR anatomy…”
“Please join the other naked guys to the right, we’re about to begin.”
Dude, I hate to tell you this but your “Invisible Hat” isn’t working.
“Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me…”
“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is THERE!”
Welcome to MY World!
Finally I don’t have to slip him a roofy!
Finally I don’t have to slip him a roofy!
do u ever do your laundry?
I guess come as you are takes on a whole new meaning now