To celebrate Dirk Caber‘s upcoming appearance at Manhunt‘s booth for IML, this week’s round of Caption This is all about Dirk Caber’s face. Tell us, dear readers! What’s the story behind this wide-eyed facial expression?
As always, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Titan Men
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
DelSam wins for pure randomness.
Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found thee!
*gasp* Father Donnelly?!
Oh sh!t I forgot to tivo Glee!!
Or…
So *that’s* what that’s for!
Mommy??
Oooooh! You did get it all in!
And finally,
I never thought I’d say this, but after that, I’ll vote for you, Mr. Romney!
OMG! Did I forget to turn the stove off before I left the house?
My parents are home!
But Grandma, what a big cock you have!
You’re the smallest?!
Uh-on…too fuckin big! WTF did you just shove in me???
is that thing real?????
“Brad and Angelina got engaged?!”
Oh, wait…you were SERIOUS?!
What? I’m on TV?
Oh, shit! I wanted the milk, not the chocolate!
Dulcolax, now is not a good time …
omg they want me at who’s booth?
you are gonna put that WHERE????
O0oo~ And I thought that was going to hurt even more!!! What’s for dessert?
“I should have skipped the Prawns”
What do you mean your dick fell off?
Really? You’re taking me to Applebees afterwards?
Oh joy…oh rupture
Hit my hot spot!
You mean, it gets BIGGER?
your gonna do WHAT with that!
What ? ! Newt Gingrich pulled out ! ? !
MOTHER MONSTER!! Is THAT you??
Smile!!! You’re on candid camera 🙂
What???!!! You’re my father???
I guess it really wasn’t Manhunt inches?
Wait you like Leather and Bacon, I”M IN LOVE!!!
You brought HOW many guys with you?!?!?!
Why did I have that burrito?!
Macy’s is having a sale?
What do you mean you’re only HALFWAY in?
I don’t think I’m suppose to feel that in the back of my throat!!!
IT’S NOT EVEN HALF WAY IN?!?!?
I don’t see what the big deal is with this fisting thing. You grease up your—hold on…..Was that your Rolex?!!?!?!
Geez Gomer, that’s NOT my Bellybutton, and that’s NOT your finger!
Oh, yes! You were so right! Looks can be deceiving! Oh, oh, ouch!
okay you where right. Thats one way of teaching hand signals thats hard to forget.
YOU WANNA WHAT!!!???
I left my dildo at my parents’ place and it’s out in the open!
You said you wouldnt CUM in me Bitch!
I can’t believe you put your whole leg in!!
God certainly did NOT create all men equal!!!
To his painful discovery, Dirk solved the mystery of Prof. Plum in the Library with a 10 inch dildo.
I’m gonna have to pay you HOW MUUUUUCH???????
oh my God….u did get the bowling ball all the way in………………………………………..
“is that, a wire hanger?”
Holy Shit! I forgot to shut off the stove!! lol
OMG I never should have taken that blind fold off I was better off not knowing who was inside of me!
You’ve got three nipples!!!
Oh… once you go black, now I get it.
OMG NOT MY FAVORITE BEASTIE BOY!
what do you mean you’re tossing the caber?
what do you mean the jonas brothers broke up??????
Oh shit, that reminds me… I left my hot dogs in the oven!
Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?
you want to put my tuba up my ass?
“Luke, I am your father.” “Whaaaa?!?”
It was at that moment Dirk realized screaming “Pineapple” was no safety word.
Man, you PROMISED to take off your watch first!
DEAR GOD, YOUR HANDS ARE COLD !!
THE LEATHER IS SHRINKING!!
THE RINGS WERE OVER MY NIPPLES A MINUTE AGO
YOU BROUGHT A CHAINSAWS IN MY MOM’S BEDROOM!?!?!?!
Nice Young Frankenstein reference!
How can you “FORGET” to record GCB?!?!?!?!
Clearly you know “Dirk” very well.
“Oh Shit… I cannot remember my safe word!”
What?Britney is the new judge of X Factor!!!!
THAT’S What FISTING is?
Dude, I think you just hit a lung
You parked WHERE?
You’re only HALFWAY IN?!
Wait. YOU like Nicolas Cage films?!!?
Open wide and say AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
You were right, I CAN feel it in the back of my throat!
O M G! Like did you see the tanning mother? Seriously, dude, like she’s totally messed up..
OH “SHIT”!!
So when you said anything but vanilla, you *weren’t* talking about ice-cream…
Who knew the Terminator’s cock was EXPANDABLE!
Who hung THAT from the ceiling?