Which is weirder? This picture of an old lady with a dildo that’s practically the size of her body hanging from her fishing pole? Or the fact that I Googled “dildo fishing” and wound up playing five rounds of this game, solely because I was attracted to the animated dude sitting naked in his boat? You can feel free to answer those questions later, but for now, it’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With a total of 19 votes, RoadRunner86 took this round.
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take a pic take a pic nobody will believe the size of the one that didn;t get away…
Oh Yeah…you shoulda seen the one that got away!
Mildred, I found what you’ve been looking for.
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She’s not really an old lady. Old lady implies gray hair and a bun and walker. You can’t dildo fish when you’re an old lady…this gal still seems a lil sporty. Take that back, Dewitt!!! (I am a huge Joyce Dewitt fan, by the way. )
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After she caught this, she threw her husband in for being too small.
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