Last week, we asked you to submit captions for an image of a guy kissing a giant, phallic ice sculpture. Today's caption-worthy hunk is kissing something else, and I can tell you that it's not a Whatchamacallit candy bar. You'll have to click through to find out exactly where his lips are going, even though most of you have probably figured it out by now…
We had some amazing submissions for our previous round–many of which were inspired by A Christmas Story–but one of them stood out from the rest of the bunch. Congratulations to this week's winner! You really delivered some quality wit.
– Dewitt
To see the full-size pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And last week's winner…
is this REALLY how they say hello in your country???
But…wait Im st8!
I always smile like this when I kiss my one true love.
the Jersey Shore casting couch.
very cute boy.
i wish i was that dick
(no matter how stupid it sounds)
the first comment is a winner haha he looks euro too
erm haven’t we already seen that cute boy with a giant dick in his face?
Mom…. It’s not what it looks like…
Does this cock near my mouth make me look gay?
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
and now for your breathalyzer test. Please blow on this until my eyes bulge
Are you sure this is Chapstick brand?
Is that a cock on my lips, or are you just happy to see me?
this guy doesn’t quit being commented on does he? 😛
Adam Lambert presents “Sleeping Beauty” live at the Lyceum Theatre!
and yay I won last week! 😀
TW That is funny as shit! If yours doesn’t win so far Idk what to think of this site anymore!
Screw drawing on the face, this is what happens when your the first to pass out.
I promise if I kiss it, the swelling will go down.
if balls could talk……
yes mark he was on another caption this with a kitty photoshopped as he was giving this guy a bj.
maybe its dewitt subtly revealing himself.
whoever he is – he is pretty hot
I like to kiss dick, no homo.
Time for my weekly test. I am not gay, and just to make sure I suck a dick once a week to make sure I still dont like it.
Precum! the only chap-stick you’ll ever need.
Kiss it to make it better!
“It won’t work if you don’t open your mouth!”
Footlong. Subway, eat fresh !!
Wait, you said kiss the cook?
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