This is a picture of Colby Jansen biting Lance Luciano on the butt, which I discovered while compiling our recent Fuck Vs. Fuck poll on the “Boys of Colby Jansen“. Lance doesn’t seem to mind that the beefy rugby player’s going all vampire on his perfectly smooth cheeks. In fact, it’s quite the opposite! He’s laughing… And we’re laughing with him as we grab this shot and throw it directly into a round of Caption This.
(Watch a clip from Colby and Lance’s scene here.)
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MEN.COM
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Boy Butter is a brand of lube. The joke is this… And RicRio wins, with zero votes.
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Yum Lunch!
I want to eat your butt said like a vampire
It’s so tasty too, just like candy!
Mr. Owl, how many lick does it take to get to center of this guys ass?
Gotta make sure it’s USDA grade prime before I pound it.
Tender butt steak: it’s what’s for dinner!
uh-oh. chipped a tooth.
can I have fries with that?
“He want that, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake…….”
My Ancient History teacher is such a hiney biter!
Tastes like chicken!
This cake needs some of my special icing!
Better Than an apple for the Teacher
I know he said he was hungry for BEEFCAKE, I didn’t think he meant literally!
why isnt that my ass?
Hum, tastes like chicken.
True Blood’s getting good.
lol I love lucy!
when I said “eat my ass”, I didn’t actually mean to EAT it !
The professor giving a mouths-on demo about the Ancient Greek precursor to rimming.
lets see if it is ‘done & tender”…….or back to the grind
Where’s the beef!?
I forgot to bring an apple for teacher, so he had to make do.
wouldn’t ‘rump roast’ be more appropriate?
That ass is criminal!
and I’m going to take a bite out of crime.
How to make a Gay Vampire? Bite on the ass cheek…
are you sure this is how Plato taught Socrates?
GAY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!
not what i had in mind when i said i wanted my ass eaten…
Hard crunchy outside. Soft chewy inside.
Um, except Socrates was Plato’s teacher . . . .
When I said, “Eat my ass!”, I didn’t mean literally,